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The #promosky thing is great.
Except don't ask me about what I like or anything about myself because my mind goes completely fucking blank.
Except don't ask me about what I like or anything about myself because my mind goes completely fucking blank.
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If you see this post a vampire
January 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you see this post a vampire
I know I'm white, but I am not this white.
January 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I know I'm white, but I am not this white.
I want coffee. And a pan au chocolat. And my child to sleep past 6 am.
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I want coffee. And a pan au chocolat. And my child to sleep past 6 am.
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I am the empath. I need security to fulfill my role, and I bring my gifts to the world through abundance.
January 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I am the empath. I need security to fulfill my role, and I bring my gifts to the world through abundance.
Okay. Good morning.
How's everyone's year so far?
I'm taking the small wins. 11 days with no nicotine of any kind and down 17lbs in 30 days.
Gotta try to live in the positive, right?
How's everyone's year so far?
I'm taking the small wins. 11 days with no nicotine of any kind and down 17lbs in 30 days.
Gotta try to live in the positive, right?
January 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Okay. Good morning.
How's everyone's year so far?
I'm taking the small wins. 11 days with no nicotine of any kind and down 17lbs in 30 days.
Gotta try to live in the positive, right?
How's everyone's year so far?
I'm taking the small wins. 11 days with no nicotine of any kind and down 17lbs in 30 days.
Gotta try to live in the positive, right?
Hey. Sorry about the short hiatus.
How were everyone's holidays and new year?
How were everyone's holidays and new year?
January 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hey. Sorry about the short hiatus.
How were everyone's holidays and new year?
How were everyone's holidays and new year?
Hey, everyone.
I've been working a shit ton, and generally being busy as the holidays approach. All while fighting a cold my darling child shared with me.
If I haven't followed you back yet, I promise I will. I'm just busy af.
Happy Holidays to you all!
I've been working a shit ton, and generally being busy as the holidays approach. All while fighting a cold my darling child shared with me.
If I haven't followed you back yet, I promise I will. I'm just busy af.
Happy Holidays to you all!
December 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Hey, everyone.
I've been working a shit ton, and generally being busy as the holidays approach. All while fighting a cold my darling child shared with me.
If I haven't followed you back yet, I promise I will. I'm just busy af.
Happy Holidays to you all!
I've been working a shit ton, and generally being busy as the holidays approach. All while fighting a cold my darling child shared with me.
If I haven't followed you back yet, I promise I will. I'm just busy af.
Happy Holidays to you all!
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I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
What's that quote? "Give me the confidence of a mediocre white man"? I wish I had that. I'd be unstoppable.
December 15, 2024 at 10:10 AM
What's that quote? "Give me the confidence of a mediocre white man"? I wish I had that. I'd be unstoppable.
I can feel myself cracking on the inside from stress.
December 13, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I can feel myself cracking on the inside from stress.
Day 6!
I'm Still Standing by Sir Elton John
I'm Still Standing by Sir Elton John
December 13, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Day 6!
I'm Still Standing by Sir Elton John
I'm Still Standing by Sir Elton John
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Stupid dopamine from exercising...
Down 2lbs this week. It's not a whole heck of a lot, but it's good to see the scale move.
Now I can play a video game. Hooray!
Down 2lbs this week. It's not a whole heck of a lot, but it's good to see the scale move.
Now I can play a video game. Hooray!
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Stupid dopamine from exercising...
Down 2lbs this week. It's not a whole heck of a lot, but it's good to see the scale move.
Now I can play a video game. Hooray!
Down 2lbs this week. It's not a whole heck of a lot, but it's good to see the scale move.
Now I can play a video game. Hooray!
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All those people who oppose murder, but don't actually oppose murder.
December 12, 2024 at 1:20 PM
All those people who oppose murder, but don't actually oppose murder.
Morning all.
I'm tired. It's fucking freezing (-20°F). I'm out of cigarettes and I haven't had any coffee. But first, a shower.
I'm trying to be positive, but I am in a negative frame of mind, and I can't get over it.
I sincerely wish you all have a great day!
I'm tired. It's fucking freezing (-20°F). I'm out of cigarettes and I haven't had any coffee. But first, a shower.
I'm trying to be positive, but I am in a negative frame of mind, and I can't get over it.
I sincerely wish you all have a great day!
December 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Morning all.
I'm tired. It's fucking freezing (-20°F). I'm out of cigarettes and I haven't had any coffee. But first, a shower.
I'm trying to be positive, but I am in a negative frame of mind, and I can't get over it.
I sincerely wish you all have a great day!
I'm tired. It's fucking freezing (-20°F). I'm out of cigarettes and I haven't had any coffee. But first, a shower.
I'm trying to be positive, but I am in a negative frame of mind, and I can't get over it.
I sincerely wish you all have a great day!
Day 5!
Dancing Alone by Durry
Dancing Alone by Durry
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Day 5!
Dancing Alone by Durry
Dancing Alone by Durry
DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.
Deny
Defend
Depose
Defend
Depose
December 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.
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Dear people who don’t use the Oxford comma:
It’s never too late to do the right thing. Everyone makes mistakes, and we shouldn’t be judged solely by our pasts. What matters is the here and now. So come over to the right side of history for a fresh, new, and beautiful beginning.
It’s never too late to do the right thing. Everyone makes mistakes, and we shouldn’t be judged solely by our pasts. What matters is the here and now. So come over to the right side of history for a fresh, new, and beautiful beginning.
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Dear people who don’t use the Oxford comma:
It’s never too late to do the right thing. Everyone makes mistakes, and we shouldn’t be judged solely by our pasts. What matters is the here and now. So come over to the right side of history for a fresh, new, and beautiful beginning.
It’s never too late to do the right thing. Everyone makes mistakes, and we shouldn’t be judged solely by our pasts. What matters is the here and now. So come over to the right side of history for a fresh, new, and beautiful beginning.
Good morning!
I'm going to do nothing today except play assassins creed valhalla. That's the plan.
I suppose I'll go pick up my child from school and go to work later... but until then, nothing.
What're your plans?
I'm going to do nothing today except play assassins creed valhalla. That's the plan.
I suppose I'll go pick up my child from school and go to work later... but until then, nothing.
What're your plans?
December 11, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Good morning!
I'm going to do nothing today except play assassins creed valhalla. That's the plan.
I suppose I'll go pick up my child from school and go to work later... but until then, nothing.
What're your plans?
I'm going to do nothing today except play assassins creed valhalla. That's the plan.
I suppose I'll go pick up my child from school and go to work later... but until then, nothing.
What're your plans?
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
December 10, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
Quote with your daylist
Um. OK. I have no words. Just... ok.
Um. OK. I have no words. Just... ok.
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Quote with your daylist
Um. OK. I have no words. Just... ok.
Um. OK. I have no words. Just... ok.