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Joe meow Mojo
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This is an impression of some1 I met at a gas station. What color was this guys skin guess.
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Couldn’t u use the water displacement method to figure out how cavernous your coochie is? Like bitch u better know how many milliliters of dick I need to fill ur shit up
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January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
ONG being obsessed with being too obsessed, is also an obsession. Ifykyk but I’ve known this for a while~
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Drugs r bad, kids, they cost too much money. I hate to break it to u lil timmy but ur buying overpriced geek bars lil brodie
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January 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
if Love is war... mine rn would be hiroshima
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Ngl I feel like if I took a life I wouldn’t care, I’d just care about the consequences. But tbh do we really need to kill any1?
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January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I have my target
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December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When the clouds r so heavy they just be leaking w t f….
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December 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I extra wanna kms today
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December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think retarded should refer to ppl who r on drugs…
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December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I woke up to Uni on me
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yo I fr think some1 spawned mahoraga near me
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December 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I hate smoke ngl
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m such a predator ngl i just want every single woman too be mine ngl~
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December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Huntress Wizard, Flowering
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I’m the biggest pussy cause u are wut u eat. Yes u hit me i hit you, Mabey one of us hits our head on the floor and dies.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rizzlee gonna be the next Tony saprano
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Asian doods really be like “yeh, I woulda been a samurai and not a rice farmer” so you’d rather be a pedo?
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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when the landmine girl meets a true minesweeper
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Lowkey, if I was a billionaire, I would just sit and donate lots of money to the cost-of-living funds ppl make, on Bluesky.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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yo. merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM