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Today’s mess: Universal Protein 1, burgundy rice substitute, 76 cherry tomatoes, first come first serve.
February 20, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Universal Protein 4, HyperPasta Shape 3B.
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Universal Protein 10, Nutrigrain porridge, bean sprouts (while supplies last).
February 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, CarboGel Type-2.

Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Universal Protein 15, bread analogue (BAS Texture H), microgreens (limited).
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, HyperPasta Shape 8B.
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, grain composite biscuits (springy).
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, Nutrigrain porridge, tomatoes (while supplies last).
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 11), jasmine-style rice substitute, kale (massaged).
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 4), HyperPasta Shape 5A, tomatoes (while supplies last).

Special: SynthFowl à l’Orange
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Universal Protein 19, Nutrigrain porridge.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 9), HyperPasta Shape 1A, assorted herbs.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture A), bean sprouts (while supplies last).
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture L).
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, lettuce leaves (213 available).
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture B), CarboGel Type-8, 38 bell peppers.

Special: D-Loaf Straganoff
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture N), 12 tomatoes, first come first serve.
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-E, grain composite biscuits (fluffy), bean sprouts (while supplies last).
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 7), HyperPasta Shape 4B.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, Nutrigrain porridge, a handful of scallions per person.
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture C), jasmine-style rice substitute, microgreens (limited).
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture D), CarboGel Type-2, assorted herbs.

Special: Saag with Dairy Cubes
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, grain composite biscuits (sour), bean sprouts (while supplies last).
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, fried starch tubes.
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 12), I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM