Who up doin surgery at 1 am?
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Who up doin surgery at 1 am?
There is no amount of Vyvanse that will make me want to video myself doing sign language for this class.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There is no amount of Vyvanse that will make me want to video myself doing sign language for this class.
I don’t know what kind of cosmic debt Zac Brown owes but I am not interested in seeing his sphere performance every time I open my phone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I don’t know what kind of cosmic debt Zac Brown owes but I am not interested in seeing his sphere performance every time I open my phone.
You know it’s getting grim when the algorithm throws you tarot readers saying a miracle is coming.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You know it’s getting grim when the algorithm throws you tarot readers saying a miracle is coming.
Wish someone would wack my pack
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wish someone would wack my pack
ADHD medication got me feeling a religious revelatory experience
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
ADHD medication got me feeling a religious revelatory experience
Client quote of the day
“Ya know I beat my own ass to get on disability?”
“Ya know I beat my own ass to get on disability?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Client quote of the day
“Ya know I beat my own ass to get on disability?”
“Ya know I beat my own ass to get on disability?”
Starting off with The Crux-Djo
This album felt like a love letter to pop rock as a genre. So much influence from The Beetles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, and The Strokes, Djo really sets himself high above his initial release with this one!
This album felt like a love letter to pop rock as a genre. So much influence from The Beetles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, and The Strokes, Djo really sets himself high above his initial release with this one!
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Starting off with The Crux-Djo
This album felt like a love letter to pop rock as a genre. So much influence from The Beetles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, and The Strokes, Djo really sets himself high above his initial release with this one!
This album felt like a love letter to pop rock as a genre. So much influence from The Beetles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, and The Strokes, Djo really sets himself high above his initial release with this one!
“I love my gay husband, he buys me frilly pillows”
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“I love my gay husband, he buys me frilly pillows”
My wrapped is NO GOOD!!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My wrapped is NO GOOD!!!
Swag pills acquired 😎
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Swag pills acquired 😎
Bed frame induced psychosis
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bed frame induced psychosis
Just ordered a new bed, this will be me and @kailsalad.bsky.social until spring
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just ordered a new bed, this will be me and @kailsalad.bsky.social until spring
Thankful for vanity!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thankful for vanity!!!
My sodium intake must be stopped
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My sodium intake must be stopped
I happened upon an adderall, went to lunch and wrote two songs in 45 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I happened upon an adderall, went to lunch and wrote two songs in 45 minutes
Drunkenly teary eyed drifting to sleep, dreaming of my friends :’)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Drunkenly teary eyed drifting to sleep, dreaming of my friends :’)
This just in: Put a lamp in your bathroom!
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This just in: Put a lamp in your bathroom!
The executive dysfunction of it all
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The executive dysfunction of it all
This is the point in the semester I yearn to drop out and move to the New England seaside to become a crab fisherman
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is the point in the semester I yearn to drop out and move to the New England seaside to become a crab fisherman
Luca Guadagnino officially has a stinker on his record.
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Luca Guadagnino officially has a stinker on his record.