Frank Armando Vasquez
@cheezvshcrvst.bsky.social
anti-misanthrope, native nyc poet|writer, metalhead, reader|book collector, film school adjacent, not a velociraptor.
according to my social media accounts, I’m hitting my last round of friends and exes that are getting married/announcing their pullout game is garbage.
a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair next to a bottle .
ALT: a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair next to a bottle .
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December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
according to my social media accounts, I’m hitting my last round of friends and exes that are getting married/announcing their pullout game is garbage.
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When you've lost Danger Poodle, your regime is in SERIOUS trouble.
Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When you've lost Danger Poodle, your regime is in SERIOUS trouble.
I am morally opposed to myself being in book clubs. I can’t abide having to hear uneducated or ill-informed opinions of near-strangers (or less) without wanting to projectile vomit lava into their face.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I am morally opposed to myself being in book clubs. I can’t abide having to hear uneducated or ill-informed opinions of near-strangers (or less) without wanting to projectile vomit lava into their face.
Shared this photo of me from December 2009 with Jarie and she just says “lmao yeah, you were trouble” - woman, I was showing off how much wonderful hair I used to have
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Shared this photo of me from December 2009 with Jarie and she just says “lmao yeah, you were trouble” - woman, I was showing off how much wonderful hair I used to have
I unironically watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes after watching Kill Bill Vol. 1. I think.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I unironically watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes after watching Kill Bill Vol. 1. I think.
oh, I know where I am mentally. woof. you mean it’s either this restraint or I give up control?
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
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November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
oh, I know where I am mentally. woof. you mean it’s either this restraint or I give up control?
/fresh baked bread, coffee, a pack of cigarettes, a movie on tonight and it’s something good, walk the dog a few times, hear your laughter when a friend calls, sex under the sheets and it doesn’t get too sticky. anyway, holding your hand was always the best I was going to get out of that./
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
/fresh baked bread, coffee, a pack of cigarettes, a movie on tonight and it’s something good, walk the dog a few times, hear your laughter when a friend calls, sex under the sheets and it doesn’t get too sticky. anyway, holding your hand was always the best I was going to get out of that./
I didn’t have Finally Make My Way Through Wong Kar-Wai’s Filmography on my agenda for 2025, but guess what. And what’s cooler is I’m beginning to think I’ll be able to tell a lot about who I was at 35/36 based on the movies I chose to watch.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I didn’t have Finally Make My Way Through Wong Kar-Wai’s Filmography on my agenda for 2025, but guess what. And what’s cooler is I’m beginning to think I’ll be able to tell a lot about who I was at 35/36 based on the movies I chose to watch.
you can’t tell me the poster for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter doesn’t look like he’s sitting on the toilet embarrassed to have to pull the lever that’ll flush this shit away.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
you can’t tell me the poster for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter doesn’t look like he’s sitting on the toilet embarrassed to have to pull the lever that’ll flush this shit away.
as for me? Who’d have guessed I’d be having the same conversations with myself for the internet to view, 20 years later. Pathetic.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
as for me? Who’d have guessed I’d be having the same conversations with myself for the internet to view, 20 years later. Pathetic.
my ex consistently lied about large areas of her “private” life, so I don’t know why I’m surprised that every now and then, years later, little turds of her shits bubble to the surface of the toilet water of my life.
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
my ex consistently lied about large areas of her “private” life, so I don’t know why I’m surprised that every now and then, years later, little turds of her shits bubble to the surface of the toilet water of my life.
It’s deeply troubling whenever I’m dating someone and they don’t understand how fundamentally flawed it is to trivialize what I am saying or doing. I’m a very laid back guy with a lot of strong opinions. That’s not an indication that I don’t mean what I say. It’s your only necessary clue.
October 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s deeply troubling whenever I’m dating someone and they don’t understand how fundamentally flawed it is to trivialize what I am saying or doing. I’m a very laid back guy with a lot of strong opinions. That’s not an indication that I don’t mean what I say. It’s your only necessary clue.
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you ever go from “everything is calm and quiet” to “everyone is directing their wrath at me & it’s not like I’m innocent but for fuck’s sake if I’m afforded the same grace I give these fucks” & you just wanna walk away from it all while smoking a cigarette you just know is going to explode?
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you ever go from “everything is calm and quiet” to “everyone is directing their wrath at me & it’s not like I’m innocent but for fuck’s sake if I’m afforded the same grace I give these fucks” & you just wanna walk away from it all while smoking a cigarette you just know is going to explode?
I’ve been trying to secure a job that treats me like a human being that allows me to use my brain & communication skills, for more than a decade now. Don’t fucking @ me that everyone has it hard. I haven’t been able to get ahead my entire adult life and I’ve ALWAYS worked more than 50 hours a week.
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’ve been trying to secure a job that treats me like a human being that allows me to use my brain & communication skills, for more than a decade now. Don’t fucking @ me that everyone has it hard. I haven’t been able to get ahead my entire adult life and I’ve ALWAYS worked more than 50 hours a week.
it’s nice wearing jeans that don’t stink of/arent stained by cigarettes, whiskey, fernet, genital lubricant, depression, and cat anus.
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
it’s nice wearing jeans that don’t stink of/arent stained by cigarettes, whiskey, fernet, genital lubricant, depression, and cat anus.
I say “I fucking hate Reddit” at least every day of the week and I honestly don’t know why I don’t simply delete the fucking account and platform.
September 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I say “I fucking hate Reddit” at least every day of the week and I honestly don’t know why I don’t simply delete the fucking account and platform.
every now and again (every 2 weeks), I get sick and tired of not having money to pay bills AND eat (if I can even afford rent), and having to sit in a meeting where someone says “we get paid to do our jobs” is deeply hilarious to me when my manager is lying about the salary I agreed to.
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air
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September 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
every now and again (every 2 weeks), I get sick and tired of not having money to pay bills AND eat (if I can even afford rent), and having to sit in a meeting where someone says “we get paid to do our jobs” is deeply hilarious to me when my manager is lying about the salary I agreed to.
“some harm to come of others’/delight, i wake in hold of sleeper’s dreaming. where would you walk in winding footfall? how have you helped and beseeched?”
September 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some harm to come of others’/delight, i wake in hold of sleeper’s dreaming. where would you walk in winding footfall? how have you helped and beseeched?”
35 years later, I finally watched the first episode of Twin Peaks, and, damn, I get it. I understand. I’m in.
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
35 years later, I finally watched the first episode of Twin Peaks, and, damn, I get it. I understand. I’m in.
the casual yet intimate OBSESSION I have with The Cure is amazing
August 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the casual yet intimate OBSESSION I have with The Cure is amazing
Some mornings, before I’ve had coffee, I sit at this desk (or behind a showcase or with my legs kicked up on a jeweler bench) and I just *know* that in my last life I was a smokin’ hot blonde with long legs and a crisp apple voice.
August 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Some mornings, before I’ve had coffee, I sit at this desk (or behind a showcase or with my legs kicked up on a jeweler bench) and I just *know* that in my last life I was a smokin’ hot blonde with long legs and a crisp apple voice.