This spam text almost got me to fold
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This spam text almost got me to fold
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
My favorite joke is factorials. I will ask someone what time are we hanging out and they say 7! & I’m like sorry I can’t wait until 5040 to eat
April 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My favorite joke is factorials. I will ask someone what time are we hanging out and they say 7! & I’m like sorry I can’t wait until 5040 to eat
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
I have been chronically online long enough to know that the discourse that will take place in 60-90 business days during recession maga ai prude zoomer kinks don’t belong at pride month is going to go down in history
April 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I have been chronically online long enough to know that the discourse that will take place in 60-90 business days during recession maga ai prude zoomer kinks don’t belong at pride month is going to go down in history
How long do we think before we get people saying being anti-AI is inherently ableist because it discriminates against people who are unable to create art of their own
April 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How long do we think before we get people saying being anti-AI is inherently ableist because it discriminates against people who are unable to create art of their own
Working out is so hard when you’re emotionally stable. I burn half as many calories because Linkin Park does not fire me up the way it did when I lived with an abusive mother
April 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Working out is so hard when you’re emotionally stable. I burn half as many calories because Linkin Park does not fire me up the way it did when I lived with an abusive mother
This week the same student who told me I look like my eyes sparkle in the sunlight also told me I could not play piano because I was of a weak soul
April 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This week the same student who told me I look like my eyes sparkle in the sunlight also told me I could not play piano because I was of a weak soul
Twitter is actually insufferable this time so I am back
April 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Twitter is actually insufferable this time so I am back
I judge people hard based on your preferred paper format. Never trust an MLA ass bitch
February 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I judge people hard based on your preferred paper format. Never trust an MLA ass bitch
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apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf
December 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf
How to go to target without leaving my house
December 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
How to go to target without leaving my house
Me: hello doctor here is a problem I am having
Doctor: wow that sounds severe here is a specialist
Specialist: I will call you in 2-3 weeks to book you 6 months out
Doctor: wow that sounds severe here is a specialist
Specialist: I will call you in 2-3 weeks to book you 6 months out
December 11, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Me: hello doctor here is a problem I am having
Doctor: wow that sounds severe here is a specialist
Specialist: I will call you in 2-3 weeks to book you 6 months out
Doctor: wow that sounds severe here is a specialist
Specialist: I will call you in 2-3 weeks to book you 6 months out
Favorite cat of the week: Dimitri (slept very cutely in laundry basket)
Shit list cat of the week: Anakin (chewed the hanging ornaments off of his new Christmas tree scratching post)
Shit list cat of the week: Anakin (chewed the hanging ornaments off of his new Christmas tree scratching post)
December 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Favorite cat of the week: Dimitri (slept very cutely in laundry basket)
Shit list cat of the week: Anakin (chewed the hanging ornaments off of his new Christmas tree scratching post)
Shit list cat of the week: Anakin (chewed the hanging ornaments off of his new Christmas tree scratching post)
If I had a nickel every time someone offered to Venmo me for an article of clothing I was wearing, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
December 10, 2024 at 4:41 AM
If I had a nickel every time someone offered to Venmo me for an article of clothing I was wearing, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Jets vs dolphins more like LSD vs CTE
December 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Jets vs dolphins more like LSD vs CTE
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Rewatching the greatest documentary of our time (the 4 hour Jenny Nicholson video about the Star Wars Hotel)
December 6, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Rewatching the greatest documentary of our time (the 4 hour Jenny Nicholson video about the Star Wars Hotel)
Maybe I’m crazy but has anyone else noticed that eggshells are flimsier nowadays. I can no longer get a clean break those bitches just crumble
December 2, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Maybe I’m crazy but has anyone else noticed that eggshells are flimsier nowadays. I can no longer get a clean break those bitches just crumble
Saw a pair of heated leggings on Amazon for $9 how long do we think before the third degree burn lawsuit
December 2, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Saw a pair of heated leggings on Amazon for $9 how long do we think before the third degree burn lawsuit
The olfactory ethics lady getting death threats … what the hell
December 2, 2024 at 6:34 PM
The olfactory ethics lady getting death threats … what the hell
FYI I advised someone to bench Josh Allen on Sunday
December 2, 2024 at 6:30 PM
FYI I advised someone to bench Josh Allen on Sunday
Honestly the Lions having 2 Thursday games in a row is lowkey a blessing, 2 Sundays in a row during the holiday season where I won’t be stressed out glued to a TV
December 2, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Honestly the Lions having 2 Thursday games in a row is lowkey a blessing, 2 Sundays in a row during the holiday season where I won’t be stressed out glued to a TV
I read too much to sustain buying and storing books. My local library has not updated their catalog since 1997. What do
December 1, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I read too much to sustain buying and storing books. My local library has not updated their catalog since 1997. What do
How do I prevent myself from turning 25 there is nothing I want less than a developed prefrontal cortex
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
How do I prevent myself from turning 25 there is nothing I want less than a developed prefrontal cortex