Cheesus Sliced
@cheesussliced.bsky.social
Grilled for your sins.
In the middle of everything else that fucking sucks. It will never end.
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In the middle of everything else that fucking sucks. It will never end.
Me: I'm doing so well budgeting this month! I should get myself a little treat.
Calendar: Ho, it is the 5th.
Calendar: Ho, it is the 5th.
March 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me: I'm doing so well budgeting this month! I should get myself a little treat.
Calendar: Ho, it is the 5th.
Calendar: Ho, it is the 5th.
What kind of mind looks at a Cyber Truck and thinks "That's the one. That is the truck I want."?
March 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What kind of mind looks at a Cyber Truck and thinks "That's the one. That is the truck I want."?
So people-y. So. Damn. People-y.
Whoops #thingscouldbeworse #calamityware #worklife #officelife #coworkers #peoplearetheworst
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February 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
So people-y. So. Damn. People-y.
She's asleep on my head.
February 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
She's asleep on my head.
This is kind of embarrassing. Think Taylor will leave before the end of the game to beat traffic?
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is kind of embarrassing. Think Taylor will leave before the end of the game to beat traffic?
It was Pfizer that got the waterworks.
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It was Pfizer that got the waterworks.
Coca-Cola almost got the tears with that commercial, NGL. I wonder which company will get the award this year.
February 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Coca-Cola almost got the tears with that commercial, NGL. I wonder which company will get the award this year.
I fucking LOVE marching bands. Especially marching bands from HBCUs.
February 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I fucking LOVE marching bands. Especially marching bands from HBCUs.
I logged onto Facebook for the first time in 2+ weeks and now I have a hankering to talk all the way down to MAGA cultists. I can't go back. I just can't.
February 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I logged onto Facebook for the first time in 2+ weeks and now I have a hankering to talk all the way down to MAGA cultists. I can't go back. I just can't.
This Groundhogs Day, remember that those guys in top hats give themselves nicknames like Thunder Conductor. The Thunder Conductor of Gobbler's Knob is the name of my band. www.groundhog.org/about/ground...
Groundhog Club's Inner Circle - Punxsutawney Groundhog Club
The Groundhog Club’s Inner Circle is a group of local dignitaries responsible for carrying on the tradition of Groundhog Day every year. They’re the ones who are not only responsible […]
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February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This Groundhogs Day, remember that those guys in top hats give themselves nicknames like Thunder Conductor. The Thunder Conductor of Gobbler's Knob is the name of my band. www.groundhog.org/about/ground...
I found these Kate Spade bags at the thrift store this morning for $2 each. TWO DOLLARS EACH!!!!
February 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I found these Kate Spade bags at the thrift store this morning for $2 each. TWO DOLLARS EACH!!!!
Is anyone paying for like a tropical island caretaker? Qualifications: I love the beach and I know the words to several Jimmy Buffet songs.
January 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is anyone paying for like a tropical island caretaker? Qualifications: I love the beach and I know the words to several Jimmy Buffet songs.
¡RENOVACIÓN DE DACA, EVALUACIÓN LEGAL DE INMIGRACIÓN Y SERVICIOS DE DEFENSA CONTRA LA DEPORTACIÓN! NO es necesario que asista a esta clínica para obtener ayuda. Puede completar un formulario de admisión aquí: www.pcc.edu/legal-resour...
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro
January 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
¡RENOVACIÓN DE DACA, EVALUACIÓN LEGAL DE INMIGRACIÓN Y SERVICIOS DE DEFENSA CONTRA LA DEPORTACIÓN! NO es necesario que asista a esta clínica para obtener ayuda. Puede completar un formulario de admisión aquí: www.pcc.edu/legal-resour...
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro
‼️DACA RENEWAL, IMMIGRATION LEGAL SCREENING AND DEPORTATION DEFENSE SERVICES‼️You DO NOT have to attend this clinic to get help. You can fill out an intake form here: www.pcc.edu/legal-resour...
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro #Immigration #FuckTrump
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro #Immigration #FuckTrump
January 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
‼️DACA RENEWAL, IMMIGRATION LEGAL SCREENING AND DEPORTATION DEFENSE SERVICES‼️You DO NOT have to attend this clinic to get help. You can fill out an intake form here: www.pcc.edu/legal-resour...
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro #Immigration #FuckTrump
#Oregon #Portland #PortlandMetro #Beaverton #Hillsboro #Immigration #FuckTrump
Being a social worker got exponentially harder today. Literal children suffering at the hands of a fascist and the "pro-life" crowd sings Hallelujah.
January 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Being a social worker got exponentially harder today. Literal children suffering at the hands of a fascist and the "pro-life" crowd sings Hallelujah.
I'm starting to think that Dog the Bounty Hunter is problematic.
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm starting to think that Dog the Bounty Hunter is problematic.
The Wrath of Kahn has more cleavage than any movie I have ever seen.
January 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The Wrath of Kahn has more cleavage than any movie I have ever seen.
Something about me you should know is that the only ASMR that I enjoy is sped up lawn equipment.
January 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Something about me you should know is that the only ASMR that I enjoy is sped up lawn equipment.
If what Elon did wasn't what it looked like, go ahead and post a picture of yourself doing it. Send it to your mom. Send it to your boss. Go ahead.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If what Elon did wasn't what it looked like, go ahead and post a picture of yourself doing it. Send it to your mom. Send it to your boss. Go ahead.
Snoop's Affirmation Song from Doggy Land is my alarm sound. I need a new alarm sound.
January 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Snoop's Affirmation Song from Doggy Land is my alarm sound. I need a new alarm sound.
If only there was a way to describe a system of government where they own the means of production.
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If only there was a way to describe a system of government where they own the means of production.
Of course today was day 99. Of course.
January 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Of course today was day 99. Of course.
Trump is not a fucking hero. Remember that.
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump is not a fucking hero. Remember that.