Welcome to enlightenment

Took one look at him and knew he was made for the role, no audition or consent need

Deer, in MY machine? It’s more likely than you think

Ooooh, did Stocking land a mascot gig?

It’s certainly the kinda treatment he deserves >:3

Don’t encourage him, can’t you see he’s making a mess? >:P

This ad campaign makes no sense, but it *is* making me wanna visit that shop, so I guess it’s working…

This is largely a lie but every once in a while…

Wolf’s just being responsible, we all know how foxes can get this time of year…

No sadder fate than a good boy undawgged

He got that ball in him

Snek party snek party

I hate to join a serious conversation but I dunno what the hell you’re on about. Even as a US citizen it’s been waaay easier for me to travel abroad than to even get back into the US after. I can’t imagine how rough it is for someone from the preordained “wrong countries”

Got me thinking about how strange it is you only ever see things made from white or yellow potatoes

Now they’re just getting greedy, how many tails could they possibly need?

I’m sure there’s another sybian lying around here somewhere

The algorithm has learned your interests in memes and bdsm and decided you should try them out together