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the sod has spoken
@cheesestank.bsky.social
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she/they himbo 💜 living with chronic reskeeter disorder
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cheesestank.bsky.social
you’re telling me thee peak year I was obsessed with Jeremy Sumpter he was in my goddamn state filming a movie??? talk about Star crossed lovers smh
May 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
Lmao I love living in Oregon
A screenshot of a text convo. “That sounds fun! I’ll Def be there” “Weee! 💗” “Do you have the address? Is this that garage behind that one sex store off [censored with a key emoji]” “It is! [censored with a coffin emoji. It’s a byob situation btw lol”
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
cheesestank.bsky.social
a rare shot of The Boy enjoying a super scwungey chin scwatch (also everyone pray for me bc he has to stay overnight 3 days at the vet and I’m crying abt it)
Rigby the tabby tux with moderate white spotting. His mom’s hands are scratching his cheeks so nicely so he’s scrunching his face and his nose and eyes are all >.<
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
You love to see it
April 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
Loretta Lynn, I was not familiar with your game
April 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
cheesestank.bsky.social
whoever put rewind on the right and fast forward on the left should honestly be drawn and quartered and tortured in hell forever in my opinion and that’s me going easy on them
The top of a cassette tape player showing the buttons, from left to right - pause, stop/eject, fast forward, rewind, play.
March 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
what I’m about to say is definitely these vibes
March 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
my office consists of me (32f), my coworker (27m) and our manager (45f) and a couple weeks ago my coworker asked us what no child left behind was
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
My mom used to hold me and my sister down to pluck our eyebrows and promised us that it would hurt less and hair would stop growing back eventually and I never believed her but unfortunately it’s true and my baseline is mismatched :/
A flash photo of my eyebrows and forehead. I’m Caucasian and have brown hair and eyebrows. You can’t really tell they’re mismatched at this angle
March 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
faggots ONLY in my close circle
March 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
How do I specifically get onto this tab???
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
nvm im ok
Rigby the 12 year old tabby tux cat, he’s resting his head on my hand (Caucasian, engangement ring’d) on top of a heating pad in my lap, you can see my plaid Christmas pajamies and part of a Chicago the Musical sweatshirt too.
March 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
cheese stank need drinky
March 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
2013 vs 2025 🥹
Rigby the tabby tux cat asleep on a blue plaid blanket, curled up feetsies, laying on his mommy who is covering her face with her arm. The top of the photo has the date originally posted: March 6, 2013 Rigby the tabby tux asleep on his mommy, who is hungover and has smudgy makeup on. Rigby looks relaxed and smushed
March 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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hiiii from rigby
February 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
cheesestank.bsky.social
God I looked so fucking hot in this pic
A picture of me in barely passable Oktoberfest garb. I’m a white woman with freckles and brown, medium length hair. My tits look great and my lips are pink and in a coy, puckered smile. If I cloned myself I’d definitely bang this version of myself.
February 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I’m moving in with my fiancé, out of my old studio apartment. Going through old notebooks I found this practice page for bujo
A note page full of practice handwriting in fancy-ish fonts. Mostly gibberish. The standouts are a cursive, fancy script that reads “penis” and “vagina.” Below that is a slightly less fancy, minimalist “balls”
February 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Pink and blue! Tho I thrifted a yellow mug that has opened me up to other colors
Two fiestaware mugs, one is a medium blue and the other is a buttery yellow
February 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cheesestank.bsky.social
had a dream that goodwill had an aisle in my kitchen cupboards and found a bunch of overpriced fiestaware in my preferred colors. I started picking out what I could afford and then realized it was in my house so how would they know where I got it if I pulled off the price tags. Then the goodwill police showed up….
February 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
He said me haffi bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
He see me do mi mirt, mirt, mirt, mirt, mirt, mirt
So me put in bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
The Swedish Chef from the muppets at a microphone with a foggy dark blue stage-like background
February 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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we’ve been engaged for a year and a day and how goddamn lucky we are
A couple’s hands on a black bar top. There are cocktails in crystal glasses in the back. The hands have engagement rings - one with a green peridot gem and one with dark koa wood inlaid. The same hands clinking glasses A rocks glass with a cocktail with a foamy egg white. There’s a phone showing the recipe for the cocktail - 1 part whistlepig 10 year, 1 part amaretto, 1.5 part sweet & sour, Splash of lime juice, Splash of angostura or a molasses bitters, Egg white A cocktail in a coup glass. It has a foamy top with white and orange swirling foam and a dried lime floating in the foam.
February 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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my lunch today: ramen with corn and wakame and a soft boiled egg and green beans and furikake and did i mention the soft boiled egg?
A photo of the ramen described in the post. It is in a black bowl with a red interior. It’s sitting on a glass coffee table.
February 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
cheesestank.bsky.social
Now watching:
A movie poster for the film Sherlock Holmes (2010). It shows a bridge covered in gray smoke and Big Ben with the main characters photos superimposed above. There is a T-Rex dinosaur roaring, a Kraken sea monster, and a Dragon spewing fire.
February 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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no string cheese is safe in these parts
Rigby the cat is standing on my partner’s torso as my partner holds string cheese above their head to keep it out of the cat’s reach
February 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM