i forgot this exists

the worst part about knowing multiple coding languages is im now doing the scripting equivalent of saying "hello oui oui konnichiwa danke" to a spanish person

i might make a music streaming service that does everything in its power to stop you from listening to music you like. "heres your top 25 listened songs from this year! you're banned from listening to them."

my heart goes out to those websites that dont reset the entire fucking form when you get the password wrong

the thing about midwest emo is that it usually has the most heartbreaking, soul shattering, meaningful, beautiful instrumental ever and then the lyrics are just "goku from fortnite fucked my dad with a 5mm industrial grade screwdriver last tuesday

why do yoga balls look yummy

i have the amazing ability to identify when something could seamlessly merge into miss the rage

my go to in a conversation thats hard to navigate is just saying damn.
they won the lottery? daaaaaamn
their dog died? damn.

its hard to argue that im cultured when my introduction to nightcore was the my singing monsters time machine

not sure why but weird insults are so much better than actually hurtful ones. tell me that you wouldnt be fearing for your life if someone called you a lightly damaged dlongone

you ever try focus on a game and all of a sudden every body part you have is itchy?

at this point its just a tradition to look back on my old social media posts and think "what the fuck was i doing"

mfw someone replies with "what" to what i said and i have to guess if they are offended or just dont understand