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@cheese-eater.bsky.social
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every so often I'm posting bangers
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my wife is saying this (dalmatian) is me when I'm clearly this (a Yorkie)
Dalmatian standing in grassy field Yorkie terrier with red bow
April 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
an orange and white cat watches a nature documentary. white text is written on the screen. it reads, "she watches nature documentaries while high. she's got autism bad"
March 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
so much went into this
Screenshot of the garbage website "enddei.ed.gov" webpage Screenshot of the end dei submission page. It reads: Your email: spongebob7486@yahoo.com School or school district: Bikini Bottom Elementary School or school district ZIP code: 55425 Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminately practice taking place: Screenshot of the end dei submission page. It reads: Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminatory practice taking place: Mr. Squidward, a clearly fruity man of color (turquoise, Pantone 333C) will not stop playing the clarinet too horribly and forcing us to look at his narcissistic self-portraits (encouraging vanity, overconsumption, and the toxic beauty industry,) during class. It makes me feel unsafe in my school. Screenshot of the Google search page for Squidward tentacle's Pantone color code for turquoise (333C)
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
she spent 33 minutes sitting in a box today and yesterday she used a pillow...her life is so fascinating and wonderful
A domestic long hair cat with orange and white fur peeks out from a large Chewy box. She has orange ears and green eyes. Her lower face is obscured by the cardboard, but she is darling. An orange and white domestic long hair cat "loafs" on a red sofa. She is laying on a mushroom pillow and is gazing up at the camera. Her fur is primarily white, with splotches of orange and cream on her back, an orange/cream tail, and orange/cream ears. She has a little cream colored mustache and big green eyes.
December 2, 2024 at 8:05 PM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
introduce yourself in four video games 🌸
all animal crossing games !!! I've played every AC game released; city folk is my all-time fave, but I've played ACNH every day since its release. pokemon diamond is also my all-time fave pokemon game, and I love the paper mario, esp TTYD
Pokemon Diamond Version, with Dialga on the cover Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door "Welcome to Animal Crossing" with Isabelle in a yellow sweater and Tom Nook in a green sweater vest Stardew Valley screen, with the farmer's house, horse, chicken, and an orange cat on the roof.
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
poor wife can't catch a break.... now Mr. Michael is dead too
Screenshot of a scam email. It reads: Greetings to you I hope this message finds you well. I am (name blacked out by poster), the personal attorney to your late family member, Mr. Michael. I am reaching out to inform you of an unclaimed inheritance resulting from his passing due to COVID-19. Please contact me at your earliest convenience at my personal email address: mailto (email blacked out by poster) for further information. I look forward to your prompt response. Regards, (name blacked out by poster) Senior Solicitor
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
obsessed w this scam email through The Knot (???) that my wife got last night 😭 RIP (Rest in Paul)... lowkey stardew valley
Screenshot of an email. The subject reads "my previous message." The email reads: my previous message My apology for contacting you through this medium of service, and this is my second attempt to reach you in regards to your family member Mr Paul He left a huge Sum/Inheritance unclaimed as a result of his passing unexpectedly due to covid-19. You have been appointed as beneficiary. I'm eager to receive your feedback to my personal email (censored by poster)."
November 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
cheese-eater.bsky.social
here are my pets btw. if you even care
Aggie, a large cream and peach domestic long haired cat with green eyes sits in a gray and pink box. She gazes up at the camera. Her ears are peach and she has a small peach mustache, as well as splotches of peach on her back and tail. She has a tiny pink nose. Bea, a tuxedo cat with black fur, white chest, and white chin, stands in a gray and pink box. She has long white whiskers and looks annoyed. Dot, a small chihuahua-terrier mix with her tongue out sits in the grass. She has a solidly white body, with black ears and nose, and brown cheekbones and eyebrows. She wears a strawberry harness; her white leash reads "DEAF DOG." Este, a dilute tortoiseshell cat with gray and peach coloring. She has sad eyes and her mouth is slightly open - it always is. She is chubby, laying on a light gray blanket, sadly looking at the camera.
November 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM