Colonel Sander's about to drop the hottest album of the year.

Petition to make Big Tex into America's Gävlebocken.

Colonel Sanders girlbossed too close to the sun* and had to get spayed last week.

She's now mad if I don't prep her meds fast enough because she wants the mealworms I put them on lol

*started overproducing eggs and had one break inside her

Listening to the Podcast Mines @cohostsherms.bsky.social @badfuckinpodcasts.com talk about their terrible house wiring and I must share that when someone turns on the garbage disposal in the kitchen the lights in our front entry way dim.

I bought this horribly kitschy windchime at the hardware store yesterday and it's so ugly and I love him with all my heart.

The best game to play at museums is "Buff Baby Jesus."
There are no losers, only winners.
You just go around and take photos of the weird little Jesus babies, and collect them like Pokémon.

Dearest French people,
Is your word for avocado really the same as for lawyer ?

I am becoming known at our town's weekly queer variety show as the weirdo who will randomly tip a performer with British Pounds.

I'm cultivating a look that causes people to respond with "yeah, I figured" when I say I collect bones.

me and the girls waiting for the pack ice to break so I can let them into bluesky

Ya boy got new tattoos

Guess what