Cheeley
@cheeley.bsky.social
“We’re pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?”
“No.”
“A sound?”
“WoooOOOAArrr.”
“Spartacus, thank you.”
“No.”
“A sound?”
“WoooOOOAArrr.”
“Spartacus, thank you.”
If it feels strange when you crimp, you need to consult your GP.
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If it feels strange when you crimp, you need to consult your GP.
Would you kindly not do that please.
January 29, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Would you kindly not do that please.
A sea horse, if you will.
January 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
A sea horse, if you will.
Probably for the best if he’s going to clean it in Centre Parcs pool while waiting for kids to come down the slide.
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Probably for the best if he’s going to clean it in Centre Parcs pool while waiting for kids to come down the slide.
“There are many types of one eyed monster”.
a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles
ALT: a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles
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January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
“There are many types of one eyed monster”.
The farmer storms out with a shotgun under his arm. This has clearly happened before, and this is his Tony Martin moment.
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The farmer storms out with a shotgun under his arm. This has clearly happened before, and this is his Tony Martin moment.
Haven’t seen any Tauntauns, I thought I saw a Wampa but on closer inspection it was just a very fluffy dog.
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Haven’t seen any Tauntauns, I thought I saw a Wampa but on closer inspection it was just a very fluffy dog.
We’ve been in Sweden and now Estonia for a week. The novelty of the icy climate hasn’t worn off for my son. Here he presents some icicles that he insisted were documented.
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
We’ve been in Sweden and now Estonia for a week. The novelty of the icy climate hasn’t worn off for my son. Here he presents some icicles that he insisted were documented.
If one of your stray hairs ended up in there, is it accurate enough to be used in voodoo rituals?
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If one of your stray hairs ended up in there, is it accurate enough to be used in voodoo rituals?
Oooh, it makes me wonder!
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oooh, it makes me wonder!
You will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you slowly build this set over a thousand years.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you slowly build this set over a thousand years.
“I *LIKE* ravioli.”
a man in a suit and tie is talking about ravioli ravioli and ravioli
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December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“I *LIKE* ravioli.”
Raita you lot, that’s enough of the puns.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Raita you lot, that’s enough of the puns.
Surely your ears would no longer be working?
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Surely your ears would no longer be working?
“My name is Mr Zteag.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“My name is Mr Zteag.”
Needs an angrier monkey.
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Needs an angrier monkey.
I hear that the assassins will use a beurm.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I hear that the assassins will use a beurm.
The exposed windpipe/spine/gristle on The Fiend haunted me for a good long time.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The exposed windpipe/spine/gristle on The Fiend haunted me for a good long time.