dani
@cheekybatman.bsky.social
KC hoodrat ❤️💛
Friendly neighborhood commie mommy
~when faced with rain I still shine bright~
Friendly neighborhood commie mommy
~when faced with rain I still shine bright~
I used to think my ex stole my shine but now I realize my light is too bright, and all he did was dim it for a while.
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I used to think my ex stole my shine but now I realize my light is too bright, and all he did was dim it for a while.
I love my mom to death and she accidentally opened my Amazon package today. But what if she knew I was referring to it as her “committing a felony”
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I love my mom to death and she accidentally opened my Amazon package today. But what if she knew I was referring to it as her “committing a felony”
My security guard drunkenly went into full patrol mode after a random person accidentally wondered into our company Christmas party and I just want yall to know I would ride and die for that man
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My security guard drunkenly went into full patrol mode after a random person accidentally wondered into our company Christmas party and I just want yall to know I would ride and die for that man
Thinking about repo-ing my neighbors cat
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Thinking about repo-ing my neighbors cat
Living alone sucks but also is goated at the same time. What do you mean I just cooked what I wanted to eat, over seasoned the fuck out of it the way I like, all while sipping a dirty martini with no man in sight
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Living alone sucks but also is goated at the same time. What do you mean I just cooked what I wanted to eat, over seasoned the fuck out of it the way I like, all while sipping a dirty martini with no man in sight
Passport mode is such an ick
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Passport mode is such an ick
One place you’ll always find me is in someone else’s business
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
One place you’ll always find me is in someone else’s business
The serenity prayer would go so hard if god wasn’t involved
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The serenity prayer would go so hard if god wasn’t involved
The toxic urge to DoorDash Texas Toms to south kc
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The toxic urge to DoorDash Texas Toms to south kc
I’m no longer settling. My next partner WILL wear overalls AND enjoy talking to me about inciting political violence
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m no longer settling. My next partner WILL wear overalls AND enjoy talking to me about inciting political violence
I wore a bra with an underwire last night and now my rib is bruised im so over this shit
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I wore a bra with an underwire last night and now my rib is bruised im so over this shit
I just overall need to learn better boundaries bc why did I tell my coworker today that we should definitely go to ugly joes bc “I haven’t been there since the night my ex kidnapped me and got arrested” and then followed it up with “I told you about that right?” 🫠🫠🫠😒
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just overall need to learn better boundaries bc why did I tell my coworker today that we should definitely go to ugly joes bc “I haven’t been there since the night my ex kidnapped me and got arrested” and then followed it up with “I told you about that right?” 🫠🫠🫠😒
I wonder if my mom knows how many pairs of her scissors that I’ve stolen
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I wonder if my mom knows how many pairs of her scissors that I’ve stolen
Hangxiety so bad bc I woke up with this today
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hangxiety so bad bc I woke up with this today
My favorite party trick is rapping the entire 8 minutes of psypher 3 while everyone around me slowly realizes that I’m not the type of person they should be hanging out with #whoopwhoop
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My favorite party trick is rapping the entire 8 minutes of psypher 3 while everyone around me slowly realizes that I’m not the type of person they should be hanging out with #whoopwhoop
My best friend calling a guy I’m stalking a stalker is girl code
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My best friend calling a guy I’m stalking a stalker is girl code
Rewarding yourself for being heathy and eating salad by putting a pound of croutons on it
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Rewarding yourself for being heathy and eating salad by putting a pound of croutons on it
Ambien literally changed my life but I’m scared if I get a psychiatrist to manage OCD that they’ll find out my PCP has been prescribing it to me and take it away 😭
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ambien literally changed my life but I’m scared if I get a psychiatrist to manage OCD that they’ll find out my PCP has been prescribing it to me and take it away 😭
Whatever my neighbor is having for dinner smells fire
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whatever my neighbor is having for dinner smells fire
My mom called me yesterday and was like “can I do anything for you? Do you want me to bring you your jarlic and chili oil?”
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My mom called me yesterday and was like “can I do anything for you? Do you want me to bring you your jarlic and chili oil?”
3 seltzers in and I can’t stop checking my work email
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
3 seltzers in and I can’t stop checking my work email
How do yall think Leon Bridges would react if he found out he was my favorite Molly music?
September 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How do yall think Leon Bridges would react if he found out he was my favorite Molly music?
And you know what? We love Hasan Piker in this household
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
And you know what? We love Hasan Piker in this household
All these politicians saying they denounce political violence like they arent committing acts of violence on the American people politically everyday through policy and lobbying. Like hello???
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All these politicians saying they denounce political violence like they arent committing acts of violence on the American people politically everyday through policy and lobbying. Like hello???
I paid off my debts, I bought a car, I move in 3 weeks. It’s time I maximize my true potential and drop 2k on a custom set of grillz
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I paid off my debts, I bought a car, I move in 3 weeks. It’s time I maximize my true potential and drop 2k on a custom set of grillz