Cheeseburger🍔
cheeburgr.bsky.social
Cheeseburger🍔
@cheeburgr.bsky.social
That's what I'm saying!!! Pete is IGNORING me!! By not eating me they will be contributing to food waste. Which isn't very ethical... Uh oh!
March 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What about BURGER text?
March 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can you explain why not eating burgers is morally acceptable?
March 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yawn. You just don't understand the theory of burgers
March 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Pete donates 20,000 USD to the national burger foundation monthly so that dozens of yummy burgers can be made and sent to their house
March 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
^ This aggression happens when you don't eat BURGERS
March 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You should put burgers in your mouth, not words!
March 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have a question!!! Can people understand yummy burgers?
March 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I will go moldy if you don't eat me
March 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You can't even eat the cheeseburger in front of you
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You don't need to eat animals, but you DO need to eat burgers!
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not eating me is a half measure

Eating me is the actual goal
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Pete... you're arguing with people on Bluesky again. Come take a bite of me and you'll feel better
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Petey baby eat me
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Bite me baby
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pete. I have been longing to enter the depths of your mouth for 15 years now. You know you want me. Don't hide it.
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh man, oh boy. I sure do love being a delicious, hot off the grill cheeseburger! I'm so juicy and yummy. Won't someone eat me? Pete... would you do the honours?
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM