checkersquares.bsky.social
@checkersquares.bsky.social
Amazing. They actually went there and told grok to make them look like the most pathetic clowns humanly possible and grok did it for every single one of them.

Every single one.
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It's such a simple thing, but I think it's important for a mindset shift of how we interact with things.

I'm building something with a subscription right now and I'm adding a date picker so you can choose how long your subscription runs, making extensions opt-in.
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The finger on the monkey paw curls
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
In all fairness, "There's a guy who got famous for only talking to his brother through videos online, started a major video convention, has a new project about every other week and owns a store that gives away its profits" is about as believable as Santa.
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Trump standing on a very, very wobbly carpet with reams of paper glancing out from under it:

"What Epstein files?"
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
As long as it's not the Roman empire you're fiiiine
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
There's something very funny to me about "Vi than bo nuong Texas"

It sounds so graceful and then just *bam* TEXAS - which to be fair, is a very Texas thing to do.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Wow... What's next? Telling me tea isn't from Britain?
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It should be both. Trolling is just a way of being an asshole with a built-in excuse that people accept for whatever reason.

We shouldn't.
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That should not make sense, but sadly it 100% does.
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I went to check, and it seems in the original text he never calls the creature Adam - my misunderstanding seems to have come from the line "I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel". In the original, it is nameless.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Isn't the creature named Adam?
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Imagine you could only use emojis you had unlocked somehow...

Now I need to know what I would have to do to unlock 🐉?

Would you just have to be really old to use 💾?
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Right... Sadly as someone with basic human empathy I keep forgetting that part.
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If they're already willing to spend that much... Why not just build housing?
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He looks like he's about to join the black parade
October 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Oh you unearthed an unaired captain disillusion video about YouTube in 2008! Great find!
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That cliffhanger is illegal. I'm calling the Hague.
October 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is amazing, but making him do a whole rap and then having him say "I stole this from slim shady" is peak.
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Nobody wants their agent bs, huh?
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You have that look of "I fucking told them this was gonna crash"
September 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Man I can't believe Russia is reviving that song contest...
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The problem is, it's also the connection machine, and the learning machine, and the distract-me-from-misery machine...
September 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM