"President Biden was set to pardon this year's national Thanksgiving turkeys - the last time he will partake in the tradition in office – but he trailed off and gingerly shuffled from the stage into the White House residence before officially proclaiming their stay of execution."

“We were rapidly losing altitude and unable to reach the next station...we were running out of options…so we decided to use the Hudson as an emergency runway, or whatever it is trains use to land. I was confident we’d manage to get the train down safely and in one piece.” Chesley Sullenberger.

When 6 fierce-looking men from a region in Afghanistan clad in elaborate ethnic garb, reeking of sweat and livestock sat down for a light bite at the Rack and Loin, a S&M-themed topless bar on Manhattan’s W. Side, they didn’t expect it to turn into a near international incident.