I was thinking about him randomly earlier. I thought I was past this!!!

DANIELLE listen carefully. Get on 35 and go north until it ends. I will meet you at the liquor store, and we can send for bb-8, some sensible shoes and every flannel shirt you own. Welcome. You are one of us now.

I tried reading it in, uh, early November of 2016 and did not finish 🫠

Singing ”purple yam jam” to the tune of ”Shake Your Bon-Bon” because my brain is broken

A feast for the eyes, as well! That tablecloth is so special, I'm so glad you have it ❤️

I bring weird internet goblin energy to the meatspace.

Am horrified to learn "skeeting" is a term people are using and not just a joke you came up with