I have a theory about Trump’s desire to make Canada the 51st state: as we move to enacting the Handmaid’s Tale, he wants to cut American’s access to a safe haven.

Here's a story that illustrates why primary sources are important & how Black history is whitewashed.

It involves a mass slave escape, Government-sponsored slut-shaming, my nomination for the Blackest name in history & the guy who discovered two words that might end racism.

A thread.

Gulf of America, Red White & Blueland, RFK jr… we need to start measuring the stupidity in hours not days at this point.

Mark the day and time because this rarer than finding a genie in a bottle… I found one (just one) policy that I can agree on.

Our gas is nearly $10 a gallon, eggs at $8 a dozen, the average home is $900k, and our centre-right govt is doing its best to sell off our environment and increase unemployment. But Aotearoa New Zealand is still an oasis compared to my home country. Here’s to my bit of blue sky…

I just sneezed at work and followed it up by saying, ‘Bless you!’ As if it was someone else…I giggled in embarrassment and apologised only to realise no one f-ing heard me. Somehow, I am more embarrassed by this realisation.

The world is burning, democracy is falling, and now I have reached the age where sneezing could mean slipping a disc or weeing my pants. Something has got to give, peeps.

Instead of going to bed at a reasonable hour, I’m joining Blue Sky and sharing pictures of my dogs…