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Chaytel Solverre
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I'm a weird internet cat-person who posts about nonsense and runs a general humor and Let's Play YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/ChayPlays Minors DNI, 18+
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Dragon Quest enemy lookin' mfs
Ancient Sculptures of a whale and a snake.
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Unlike myself, who I am sure will now be very warm in Hell.
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Yeah, I'd hope so. That's not much of a deal, I'd think i can get that anywhere.
A sign that says 'BUY ONE GET ONE'.
September 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I am shockingly on track for this prediction, because it's been two days and Trump is already just brushing off any thoughts about him so he can instead talk about his balls.
Reporter: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely. And it will be one of the best anywhere int he world, actually.
September 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Life under Late-Stage Capitalism
A sign with poorly translated text reading "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system."
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Do not, and I stress this... DO. NOT. Put your dick in the Paper Shredussy.
A paper shredder with undoubtedly the most vaginal-looking insertion slot you will ever see in your life.
August 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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YOU'RE A YEAR OLDER NOW
YES YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE
HERE'S A PLASTIC DK
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
August 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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If you want to know how Chay's day is going. I'm farming safeboxes in ESO for something that can only drop from them. I play the in game card game between respawns. I still don't have my drop but I've played this minigame so much I'm now at the highest ranks and on the leaderboard, somehow. #ESO
July 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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There are typos, and then there is whatever the hell this random Mobile game just inflicted upon me.
A nipped of a screenshot from a mobile game in which the word 'defensive' has somehow been butchered into 'defenseensive'.
July 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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If you told me than in the year of 2025, the most obscure Marvel superhero probably ever would end up prominently appearing in a video game...

Like, does anyone other than me even remember Sleepwalker? If you do, how amazed are you at this?

I'm happy (because Sleepwalker rules), but I'm *amazed*.
A screenshot of the mobile game Marvel Mystic Mayhem, depicting the incredibly obscure character, Sleepwalker.
June 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My Therapist: Gorillacannon can't hurt you, he's not real.

Gorillacannon:
HE'S FINALLY HERE
TO FIGHT ZAKU
IF YOU'RE ON WHITE BASE
YOU CAN PILOT HIM TOO
A horribly disproportional still of the Mobile Suit Guncannon from the original Mobile Suit Gundam anime
June 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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There might be just a few too many porn games on Steam at this point if I can scroll through the new releases, misread this as 'Nice Day for Fisting', and not even bat an eye at that.
The Steam entry for the game 'Nice Day for Fishing'.
May 31, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Wounded, itchy and peeved. and also POOR AN' SICK AN' 'UNGRY!
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Holy crap, talk about an obscure Mobile Suit. G Gen Eternal really does seem to have almost everything.

Also god damn I am such a Gundam nerd, I actually recognized it on sight.
A screenshot from mobile game SD Gundam G Generation Eternal, depicting the Prototype GM Juggler, a Mobile Suit that has origins in an obscure Wonderswan game.
May 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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I do not understand YouTube.
A screenshot of my YouTube channel page, showing a bizarre disparity in views between episodes of the same series.
April 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Well, that's all my luck used up for the foreseeable future.
A screenshot from the game SD Gundam G Generation Eternal. This is a very good pull from the game's gacha system, featuring a very rare event exclusive unit and many other high quality units.
April 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A dear viewer showed me these two frames from my recent Daggerfall episode and I think they do a good job of summing up how things are going so far.
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall. A Mage is depicted casting a spell at the player. The player's hammer is raised ominously. A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall. There is no mage in this image. A large blood splatter is frozen in time and space for a single beautiful moment where the mage once stood.
April 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Happy Asexuality day to all my ace friends out there!

(I'm aegosexual, if you didn't know that about me!)
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Really cool of Pablo Picasso to do some uncredited guest work in the original Mobile Suit Gundam like that.
This is arguably an image. It depicts the most fucked-up MS-06 II Char Custom Zaku imaginable. It's head vent is sticking out of the bottom of its head instead of the lower front. It is roughly as wide as it is tall, with some severe shape issues in the chest area. It has no upper arms as far as I can tell, and appears to have forearms directly connected to its shoulders instead. The command spike more resembles an ahoge on the top of its misshapen, thumb-like head, and accessorizes the too-small mono-eye. We're not even going to get into that gun. This Zaku did not skip leg day, but very likely should have, because it has horrifying meat-stick legs that resemble bent hot dogs more than metal. The skirt armor has receded into the torso and be replaced by a giant rectangular robot dick. The Gundam hides in the background, as if ashamed to be seen in this frame with the abomination that is its opponent.
March 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I love how every one of these managed to be wrong in a different way.
A bootleg Power Rangers Megazord toy of unknown origins. The toy is advertised as 'BigBeastGod'. The Tyrannosaurus is labeled 'Gargosaurs' which is both misspelled and factually incorrect. The Sabre Tooth Tiger has been truncated down to 'Saber Tiger'. Triceratops has a kerning issue and is now 'Tricer Atops'. The Mastodon is hilariously translated as 'Long Hair Big Elephant' and perhaps most inexplicable of them all, the Pteodactyl is labeled 'Big Turtle'.
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The MS-06 Zaku II Yaoi Hand Type was a very limited run Mobile Suit that didn't see a lot of use in the One Year War.
A Zaku II from the original Mobile Suit Gundam anime (1979) is depicted. Its right hand is massive and misshapen. The attached arm is rotated at an extremely bizarre angle. Its shoulder, which should have a set of spikes on it, instead has bizarre, misaligned nipple-like protrusions. The cabling on its hips is sagging as if somehow depressed, The face is fucked up beyond my personal ability to even describe in a text format.
March 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Why, it's 'Small a wooden man', of course!
The front of a toy box, advertising a stacking doll named 'Small a wooden man'.
February 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM