I'm Jewish but I was raised Catholic. IMO, there's a lot of cultural similarities.

I've also noticed that a lot of Jewish converts have Catholic backgrounds.

This feels like something from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social.

Halftime just started so he'll be performing soon

Which is worse - no snacks or "not for cats" flavor snacks?

Isaac Newton stuck a needle in eye socket, almost blinded himself by staring at the sun, and gave himself mercury poisoning.

It looks like they do.

I want the Snickers salad. That looks good.

Or some of those 🎶Minnesota salads that aren't really salads🎶.

It's like "What if Drunk History but told by a sober person who doesn't actually know history?"

My paternal grandfather's family had guard geese when my grandfather was growing up.

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

Another fun fact:
Mixing milk and meat* is forbidden according to Jewish law. Classical rabbis were concerned that using almond milk with meat might confuse people. As a result, they made a rule that almonds must be placed around almond milk at a meat meal.

* even poultry

Fun fact: almond milk has been a thing since the Middle Ages.

I also use "y'all" when translating rabbinic texts (e.g. The Talmud) into English. It just works better.