Elissa Cabi
@chattycabi.bsky.social
Am I supposed to have something here? Amateur Aerialist, Pet Mom, Business Analyst in Tech, Pink Hair enthusiast, Aspiring Author
Can I have a moment to say how great Martin Short looks for 75. I want to look that great at that age.
July 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Can I have a moment to say how great Martin Short looks for 75. I want to look that great at that age.
Trump sending the Marines into LA is pushing us dangerously close to a Tiananmen Square situation
June 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Trump sending the Marines into LA is pushing us dangerously close to a Tiananmen Square situation
Watching Étoile on Amazon Prime and I fricken love this show. Is Cheyenne nuts? Absolutely. Is Jack losing his mind? Possibly. Are Mishi’s parents the worst? 100% God, I hope this show gets a second season #Étoile
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watching Étoile on Amazon Prime and I fricken love this show. Is Cheyenne nuts? Absolutely. Is Jack losing his mind? Possibly. Are Mishi’s parents the worst? 100% God, I hope this show gets a second season #Étoile
What in the ever loving F***. This is not okay under any circumstances.
RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People
And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.
newrepublic.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What in the ever loving F***. This is not okay under any circumstances.
I turned on #espn last night because the guide said it was playing “corgi races”, which did not disappoint. Turned my tv on today and now “slippery stairs” are on. I did not know these sports existed. 🤣 #corgiraces #slipperystairs
April 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I turned on #espn last night because the guide said it was playing “corgi races”, which did not disappoint. Turned my tv on today and now “slippery stairs” are on. I did not know these sports existed. 🤣 #corgiraces #slipperystairs
Taking a cruise in May (because I am terrified to fly right now) and I just learned about this whole hiding rubber ducks on cruise ships game (thanks #DoctorOdyssey). I can get down with this nonsense #quackers
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Taking a cruise in May (because I am terrified to fly right now) and I just learned about this whole hiding rubber ducks on cruise ships game (thanks #DoctorOdyssey). I can get down with this nonsense #quackers
Went to the store today and came back with three Games and Trials books. I think it is time for me to admit I have a trope problem #books
March 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Went to the store today and came back with three Games and Trials books. I think it is time for me to admit I have a trope problem #books
I have hit the moment at work when I realize I need a vacation. Unfortunately I have 72 days to wait
March 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have hit the moment at work when I realize I need a vacation. Unfortunately I have 72 days to wait
My first world problem: trying to figure out where to purchase Sunrise On the Reaping. Walmart, Target, and Barnes & Noble all have exclusive editions but don’t really say what the “exclusive” content is. #HungerGames
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My first world problem: trying to figure out where to purchase Sunrise On the Reaping. Walmart, Target, and Barnes & Noble all have exclusive editions but don’t really say what the “exclusive” content is. #HungerGames
I love watching The Food That Built America on the History channel. The sheer weirdness of food history is great. Tonight’s TIL: Cool Ranch Doritos came out before people knew what Ranch dressing was.
February 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I love watching The Food That Built America on the History channel. The sheer weirdness of food history is great. Tonight’s TIL: Cool Ranch Doritos came out before people knew what Ranch dressing was.
Do men just not see dust? Or has the concept of dusting just eluded my husband? #dusteverywhere
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Do men just not see dust? Or has the concept of dusting just eluded my husband? #dusteverywhere
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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Well I just spent too much money on gym clothes during my lunch break… again
February 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Well I just spent too much money on gym clothes during my lunch break… again
If you are driving and All Too Well (10 minute version) starts playing, are you a normal person who can turn off the car when you arrive at your destination even if it’s the middle of the song? Or are you trapped in the car being emotionally wrecked until it’s done like me? #swiftieproblems
February 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you are driving and All Too Well (10 minute version) starts playing, are you a normal person who can turn off the car when you arrive at your destination even if it’s the middle of the song? Or are you trapped in the car being emotionally wrecked until it’s done like me? #swiftieproblems
PSA: if you ever paint walls in your house, save the name of the paint color somewhere. Current me would have benefitted from past me writing down the shade of turquoise blue I painted my office 🤦♀️
February 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
PSA: if you ever paint walls in your house, save the name of the paint color somewhere. Current me would have benefitted from past me writing down the shade of turquoise blue I painted my office 🤦♀️
*screams into the void* Hello 👋
February 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
*screams into the void* Hello 👋