Chatty Kathy
@chatty-kathy.bsky.social
"Do you guys ever think about dying?"
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[Protect Trans Kids. Black Lives Matter. No Human is Illegal. If you don't agree with all of those, block me]
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4 year olds will humble you SO fast 😂
Me: wanna know something cool, kids?
Kids: Yeah!!!
Me: Today is our anniversary... mommy and daddy started dating on this day TEN YEARS AGO!!
Son: *screws up his face in confusion and disappointment* but that's not cool...
Me: wanna know something cool, kids?
Kids: Yeah!!!
Me: Today is our anniversary... mommy and daddy started dating on this day TEN YEARS AGO!!
Son: *screws up his face in confusion and disappointment* but that's not cool...
May 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
4 year olds will humble you SO fast 😂
Me: wanna know something cool, kids?
Kids: Yeah!!!
Me: Today is our anniversary... mommy and daddy started dating on this day TEN YEARS AGO!!
Son: *screws up his face in confusion and disappointment* but that's not cool...
Me: wanna know something cool, kids?
Kids: Yeah!!!
Me: Today is our anniversary... mommy and daddy started dating on this day TEN YEARS AGO!!
Son: *screws up his face in confusion and disappointment* but that's not cool...
Skipped lock screen because it's the same image as the home screen lol
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Skipped lock screen because it's the same image as the home screen lol
Brb having my quartly break down after being reminded of Judith Barsi and Burt Reynolds' lines in All Dog's Go to Heaven 😭😭😭
May 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Brb having my quartly break down after being reminded of Judith Barsi and Burt Reynolds' lines in All Dog's Go to Heaven 😭😭😭
Oooooh Berkshire Hathaway is in Omaha this weekend.
That explains why I've seen California, Idaho, New Jersey, and Connecticut plates today.
Don't know if it explains the Chihuahua, Mexico plate or not but 🤷♀️ we'll go with it. 😂
That explains why I've seen California, Idaho, New Jersey, and Connecticut plates today.
Don't know if it explains the Chihuahua, Mexico plate or not but 🤷♀️ we'll go with it. 😂
May 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oooooh Berkshire Hathaway is in Omaha this weekend.
That explains why I've seen California, Idaho, New Jersey, and Connecticut plates today.
Don't know if it explains the Chihuahua, Mexico plate or not but 🤷♀️ we'll go with it. 😂
That explains why I've seen California, Idaho, New Jersey, and Connecticut plates today.
Don't know if it explains the Chihuahua, Mexico plate or not but 🤷♀️ we'll go with it. 😂
Growing older doesn't always make you wiser.
Sometimes it just gives you more time to prove that you're not.
Sometimes it just gives you more time to prove that you're not.
April 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Growing older doesn't always make you wiser.
Sometimes it just gives you more time to prove that you're not.
Sometimes it just gives you more time to prove that you're not.
Idk why I always think I van get through an episode of Call The Midwife without crying 😭
March 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Idk why I always think I van get through an episode of Call The Midwife without crying 😭
I should not be able to feel the bass coming from your car rattling my windows when you are ACROSS THE STREET and THREE HOUSES DOWN.
I have NEVER understood the appeal of that sort of bass in your car
I have NEVER understood the appeal of that sort of bass in your car
March 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I should not be able to feel the bass coming from your car rattling my windows when you are ACROSS THE STREET and THREE HOUSES DOWN.
I have NEVER understood the appeal of that sort of bass in your car
I have NEVER understood the appeal of that sort of bass in your car
I thought the neediness would lessen as they got older?
Twin B, for the third time, I cannot look at your new knee-walking technique because, as I told you three times already, I am trying to SHIT.
Twin B, for the third time, I cannot look at your new knee-walking technique because, as I told you three times already, I am trying to SHIT.
March 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I thought the neediness would lessen as they got older?
Twin B, for the third time, I cannot look at your new knee-walking technique because, as I told you three times already, I am trying to SHIT.
Twin B, for the third time, I cannot look at your new knee-walking technique because, as I told you three times already, I am trying to SHIT.
I wanna sit outside but it's too windy
a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat .
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March 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I wanna sit outside but it's too windy
I love Jackbox Games. 😂😂
March 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I love Jackbox Games. 😂😂
These happened in the same 12 hour time frame.
Nebraska what the fuck
Nebraska what the fuck
March 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
These happened in the same 12 hour time frame.
Nebraska what the fuck
Nebraska what the fuck
There is not much that can compare to the feeling you get when driving around on a warm day in March, windows down with an iced coffee, and bopping along to Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan.
March 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There is not much that can compare to the feeling you get when driving around on a warm day in March, windows down with an iced coffee, and bopping along to Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan.
I am CONVINCED that twins have mind powers. And that they're secretly tagging each other out telepathically like wrestlers in a ring during bedtime when there's only one parent doing bedtime routine.
a wrestling match is going on in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a wrestling match is going on in front of a crowd of people
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March 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I am CONVINCED that twins have mind powers. And that they're secretly tagging each other out telepathically like wrestlers in a ring during bedtime when there's only one parent doing bedtime routine.
Pacman Donald Trump. 🤮
It was cathartic to crush him up and throw him in the trash
It was cathartic to crush him up and throw him in the trash
March 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Pacman Donald Trump. 🤮
It was cathartic to crush him up and throw him in the trash
It was cathartic to crush him up and throw him in the trash
Me: Our aprons match, they're both green!
Girl child: But mine doesn't have cherries. But that's ok we can still be best friends
Girl child: But mine doesn't have cherries. But that's ok we can still be best friends
March 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me: Our aprons match, they're both green!
Girl child: But mine doesn't have cherries. But that's ok we can still be best friends
Girl child: But mine doesn't have cherries. But that's ok we can still be best friends
The photos my husband takes (first 2) with the good camera and full control of the phone. (notice the finger in the bottom corner of the frame)
VS
The photos I take (3 and 4) with the selfie camera and a timer.
😂
VS
The photos I take (3 and 4) with the selfie camera and a timer.
😂
March 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The photos my husband takes (first 2) with the good camera and full control of the phone. (notice the finger in the bottom corner of the frame)
VS
The photos I take (3 and 4) with the selfie camera and a timer.
😂
VS
The photos I take (3 and 4) with the selfie camera and a timer.
😂
Someone buy me Gianmarco Soresi tickets 😭
March 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Someone buy me Gianmarco Soresi tickets 😭
Maaaaaaaybe I should turn the PS5 off. Seems like it might be radiating heat!!!
February 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Maaaaaaaybe I should turn the PS5 off. Seems like it might be radiating heat!!!
Woke up with a stuffy nose, sinus headache, and cough.
a man says i don 't feel so good in front of a burning building
ALT: a man says i don 't feel so good in front of a burning building
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February 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Woke up with a stuffy nose, sinus headache, and cough.
4 year old son saw flowers at the store and asked hubby if he could get them for me
February 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
4 year old son saw flowers at the store and asked hubby if he could get them for me
Had to post out snowman before he melts today. 51° today!!!
February 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Had to post out snowman before he melts today. 51° today!!!
🎭 Theater kids in the making 🎭
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🎭 Theater kids in the making 🎭