In the healthcare industry we refer to this as job security.

Stay classy upstate NY, I hoped you were better than this.

Does he want people to have more kids just so they can die of cancer? I’m so confused.

I picture him as more of a ventriloquist with his hand so far up Trump’s ass, he can count how many Big Mac’s he’s eaten today.

What does a loss look like, getting one stuck between your tongue and stabbing yourself in the roof of your mouth?

At the time I thought it was funny, not realizing it would change a tiny piece of my reality for the next 30 yrs.

Had a similar experience with Pearl Jam’s “Better Man.” One night in college a buddy of mine and I were wandering around the grocery store and he started belting out “can’t find the butter, man.”

I think she should also clarify “better for who?”

As a man who has been asked that question, I feel comfortable saying that response is a lie because we’re fearful of saying “I’m afraid of sticking my hand somewhere there may be sharp and/or squishy things.”