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Come for the pithy comments on football shirts, stay for the pithy comments on other shit Chris finds funny. Cancer survivor. Carer for his wife.
The pressure to be a sexy witch has been high since Grotbags in the 80s

Sexy, dangerous AND authentic all in one. Triple threat. 🔥🔥🔥
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’ve honestly just had to CRTL Shift Delete my brain into just thinking: it’s chaos but actually, sat watching prestige TV with my wife the past 15 years hasn’t really changed THAT much … so maybe we’re not going to be going at each other with hammers JUST yet … 🤷🏻‍♂️
September 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have NEVER even heard of that game! Is it like an RPG version of a violent sports game, or was there minis and whatnot? I did enjoy Mutant League Football back in the day - do you remember the ORIGINAL Cyanide sportsball game, from when it wasn’t even licensed BB?
September 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There was a mobile game of Kerrunch that was truly awful - almost an on rails version of a 5v5 BB … plus full
of microtransactions! Honestly, I still get mad at how bad that game was! 😂😂😂
September 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
- change to not make all the preamble/postamble feel … A LOT.

I get I’m a minority. Blitz Bowl was a good step, but leaned a bit too much into the “score if you make a throw” stuff so it kind of didn’t feel like BB … Maybe 7s, but with a more pick up a team and play feel? I dunno 🤷🏻‍♂️

4/4
September 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
- Messi & all that. & as with most “big” wargames, you can tank early & have a miserable time down to just a few bad rolls.

I’ve felt (& you know this) I want BB in 10 mins. Pick up & play with big players & all the fun. Reduce the numbers, ok, but the whole system of the game needs a BIG -

3/?
September 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
- game is an evenings worth of effort & I’ve always had an issue (as you well know from my lecture length messages!) that it doesn’t have the FIFA-ry pick up & playness of having say, the Reavers taking on the All-Stars where you get to play with all the fluff players, getting to be BB -

2/?
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think my issue with BB now is they’ve found a little groove for it, semi frequent updates, articles & new editions … & 3rd Ed is legitimately one of the best games ever designed.

But times have changed & I just think BB as it exists now is neither fish nor fowl - it’s rules mean a full -

1/?
September 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What’s your thoughts on them? I’m unsurprised they’ve gone for the teams … but … after reading the blurb, there’s still not much making me want to get back into the game … each match just takes FOREVER … looking forward to seeing your interpretations of these though!
September 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Separating the art from the artist …

The Arsenal 3rd kit may be the best in the Prem, the “artists” wearing though … very probably won’t end up being the best in the Prem.

But that kit, the palette, the neckline, the trefoil … Chefs kisses for days …
August 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM