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A bit of a troll, tbh
A youtuber got a lesson in real worlding? Lol
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A good way to ruin your xmas: attend a bunch of customary but meaningless social gatherings that you're expected to attend. Catch a virus. Pass it to your family. Mission accomplished.
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you have not yet watched Shoebody Bop... you're more sane for not having done so. Highly recommended
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We got a natural xmas tree and put it up, but we have not yet put lights on it. Bebe brough her step stool, placed it by the bank of light switches nearest the tree, got on the stool to reach and started pushing the switches on and off, repeatedly. I guess she knows the switches turn on lights...
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When did xmas tree prices triple?
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Having successfully accessed a web page it appears that I am not a robot. Phew. I was starting to wonder
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Public schools in Toronto is a two-tiered system.
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Anyone tried ingesting rather large amounts of lactoferrin from the outset of a cold-type thing? I tried it recently and it was by far the most mild and shortest cold I've experienced
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Life is an exercise in method acting. This being your authentic self is mostly bullshit
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I guess the thinking is the old ways didn't work because... we didn't go heard enough on them, and so we're gonna lean heavy into oil to make this place better. What's next, ship the rest of manufacturing jobs to Asia and drill baby drill?
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Discovered Erik Satie today. Feels like I've been listening to his music for a long time
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bebe's new favourite song is Madonna's Santa Baby. Keeps asking who is 'Santa baby'
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yesterday: covid jab
Today: running 38.2 C

This happens every time. Is this common?
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Do I really have to tell the kid Santa is real? Seriously ridiculous...
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
For anymore wondering whether there's a bottom to maga's moral degeneracy... i think they may have just found their bottom
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In case anyone is ponderin', there are no pictures of me blowing Bubba
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Best way to enjoy Toronto is to never travel more than two or three blocks while there. A few times a year catch the Up express to Pearson to fly somewhere else and enjoy that place
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
On the DVP
Red Sea of lights ahead
Where is Moses
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
View from here
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Charging admission of $30 for tree lighting at the Xmas market at the Distillery District is bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
View from here

Toronto has its moments
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
View from here
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
View from here
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Bebe to wife:

'Mommy, do you want a sticker? 'Yes' or 'no' - I'll need a 'yes'

Bebe isn't quite 2.5 years old, but I'm so borrowing that.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
'Sweet child o' mine' by Guns n' Roses is an awful, grating, annoying, tone deaf song. There.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM