But they smelled of mustard and onions.

"Now Billy, you know you have that big paper due on Friday..."

"Aww, Dad - I've still got tomorrow and Thursday!"

I would guess that median wages also went up over that time span. Depending on how little or how great that change was could really change the story of that graph.

This is supposed to be an 'appy occasion!

So he just rambles his sex fantasies out loud now. Great! /s

"Stefany Shaheen, who is running in New Hampshire’s 1st District, denounced Sunday’s 60–40 Senate vote to advance a plan that reopens government through late January while delaying a vote to extend Affordable Care Act tax credits."

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhH!

Yeah, I worked with some carpenters and they would perfectly hammer in nails with one, two, MAYBE three blows, over and over. Mastery!

"Let me repeat that, but louder, because it doesn't make any sense"

Ellis turns to the testimony of U.S. Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino. How he denied using force against a man he tackled and said he didn't see the Rev. David Black hit by pepperballs.

"More telling," she says, "defendant Bovino admitted that he lied."

I tell you what, though: I've come to have a very basic problem with the formulation "if liberal government doesn't do XYZ, fascism rises." This to me reflects one of the deepest & most enduring blind spots among the broad left coalition, namely ... they don't believe in the right.

Lemme explain.

*heads to market to buy sliced bologna*

It has the redeeming quality of establishing quatloos as the standard imaginary monetary unit.

Shocked to see you promoting this blatant puppy-on-puppy violence!

I think this is why everybody loves curling so much when it occasionally emerges.