Love this!

And this type of thing is why Stephen King is my favorite author

I was independent prior to the election. A few months prior I switched my affiliation because I knew a third party vote was a throw away vote. Voted blue

This is spot on

I am fairly certain X told Trump that he wanted him to shush his mouth. Even that to me seemed crazy. I literally thought it was a bad lip reading meme

To be fair, when he ran for office in 2016, none of us were sure what he would or wouldn’t do. I remember being on the fence right up to Election Day

Ahhhh, the fond fears of planetary annihilation by an asteroid that existed before the Tangerine Tyrant and the Muskrat took over our nation. As my grandmother used to say, that (fear) doesn’t amount to a hill of beans at this point. Just redirect it to the US only and spare everyone else.

Um, sir I am affronted.

I often wonder what the first person who saw this almost alien landscape thought. I’m sure it took his or breath away.