chaste4501
@chaste4501.bsky.social
Living the dream as a frustrated locked boy, constantly tormented by impure thoughts guided and encouraged by a sadistic keyholder. Caution: might occasionally contain photos of my caged willy… this is a safe space! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Dagnabbit! I’m outta contact lenses and my specs don’t fit under my mask, and squish my snout if I try and wear them outside the mask… FINE, I’LL WFH AS ME THEN! *makes Muttley grumbling noise
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Dagnabbit! I’m outta contact lenses and my specs don’t fit under my mask, and squish my snout if I try and wear them outside the mask… FINE, I’LL WFH AS ME THEN! *makes Muttley grumbling noise
Helps if I hit ‘post’ really doesn’t it? *sigh
Anyhoo, wishing you all a happy ’26, may all your duckies line up and your dreams come true!
Anyhoo, wishing you all a happy ’26, may all your duckies line up and your dreams come true!
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Helps if I hit ‘post’ really doesn’t it? *sigh
Anyhoo, wishing you all a happy ’26, may all your duckies line up and your dreams come true!
Anyhoo, wishing you all a happy ’26, may all your duckies line up and your dreams come true!
Fine, I’ll get into the festive spirit then… wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a very happy 2026 ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Fine, I’ll get into the festive spirit then… wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a very happy 2026 ❤️