But they should still wash their hans! They won’t melt.

Or, they could somehow manage not to pee on their own hands.

My problem with your post is that, while its premises are entirely correct, it directs attention towards a personality who richly merits complete obscurity.

It is my non-exert opinion that, more than proving her loyalty to Trump, Gabbard is attempting to prove her value as a Russian asset, and that her more important audience is in Moscow, not Washington.

... simply to please the master and gain the plaudits of his cultists by embellishing an alternative (non)reality, all to maintain their profitable seats on the lobbying and clickbaiting Trump grift train.