it's after midnight, so I'm a day late but whatever. pretend I posted this on the 22nd:
HAPPY (2nd annual) FACE LICKING DAY!

pleaaase please please let him have it he's been good he deserves it

I don't wanna go to work this morning, even though it's in the past. I remember it like it's ten minutes from now.

I put up window clings. I feel fancy. and now you know.

I'm not a public poster type of person, but I figure you oughtta have SOMETHING here from me, so uh... here. have a closeup picture of some fake flowers in dim lighting. call it fancy mood lighting if you will. ooOOoooh. so fancy. much artistic. wow, complimentary colors. I am SO profound. =p