Canadian checking in to confirm I have negative interest in paying for this dumb fuckery.

Stop doing unauthorized impersonations of my inner monologue

Failing to spell “please” correctly is also pretty on brand for me.

Finally a reason to crawl out of my depression burrito that isn’t just “I promised my dog we’d run until I almost shit myself.”

Can’t wait til this rhetoric gets recycled in 2027 to justify invading Canada.

Why won’t these sovereign nations just stop asking for their nuclear superpower neighbours to assault them? What were they wearing?

I had the audacity to ask a Canadian conservative to explain what socialism meant and the best he could do was immediately start screaming “socialism wants to take away all our freedom” before going into full histrionics because I was attacking him by expecting he could define his concepts.

How is the balance for throwing? Can you reliably hit a bagel midair and pin it to the wall?

A sorceress told you that when you’re awake, Trump experiences constant, debilitating butt-itch and you’re trying to maximize uptime. Like a goddamn hero!

Is she the one who proudly explained how murdering her puppy demonstrated how she can make hard choices? If so… 😬

Well hello there! I fell out of using Twitter so long ago that I have no clue how to Bluesky. But I do enjoy the apparent absence of outright Nazis.

They don’t need tech support, they need a necromancer

Spite thriving is the vibe I didn’t know I needed for 2025 🙏