Lizzo name-dropping a male pornstar on a track was not on my 2025 bingo card. But it's kind of a bop.
July 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Lizzo name-dropping a male pornstar on a track was not on my 2025 bingo card. But it's kind of a bop.
Finally—my time to remind everyone I'm bi. 🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Finally—my time to remind everyone I'm bi. 🏳️🌈
If this is a prank I will never forgive Steven Moffat (I say for the millionth time).
June 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If this is a prank I will never forgive Steven Moffat (I say for the millionth time).
This is from an actual dating profile in KC and I have questions.
May 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is from an actual dating profile in KC and I have questions.
When I say "Are you suggesting a—how do you say...ménage à trois?" and no one gets it.
April 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
When I say "Are you suggesting a—how do you say...ménage à trois?" and no one gets it.
I can't wait to cement my place as a black sheep at the family Easter gathering. 🐍🐍🐍
April 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I can't wait to cement my place as a black sheep at the family Easter gathering. 🐍🐍🐍
You'd be 33 today. Not a day goes by that I don't miss you. 💕
April 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You'd be 33 today. Not a day goes by that I don't miss you. 💕
Which one of these salty little man babies got me hard banned from Tinder??
April 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Which one of these salty little man babies got me hard banned from Tinder??
Hey Google, play Medusa by Kailee Morgue. 🐍🐍🐍
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey Google, play Medusa by Kailee Morgue. 🐍🐍🐍
Anyone got a good gif from the movie Teeth?
April 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Anyone got a good gif from the movie Teeth?
This is all that women are asking for. It's not hard.
March 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is all that women are asking for. It's not hard.
"Why does Captain America call you babygirl?"
March 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Why does Captain America call you babygirl?"
You're telling me that in the year 2025, I can listen to smut narrated by Jamie Campbell Bower? Be still, my fangirl heart.
March 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You're telling me that in the year 2025, I can listen to smut narrated by Jamie Campbell Bower? Be still, my fangirl heart.
My fashion sense has obviously declined since the 90's—but judging by that temp tattoo on my thigh, my mental health has been consistent. Terrible, but consistent.
February 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My fashion sense has obviously declined since the 90's—but judging by that temp tattoo on my thigh, my mental health has been consistent. Terrible, but consistent.
Me every time I turn on the news after January 20th:
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me every time I turn on the news after January 20th: