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Chase Triton
@chasetriton.bsky.social
Former child actor, current voice-over artist. Unsold TV pilot creator/writer. Anything else, just ask. 😎 LA, CA [US]/Vic, BC [CAN] 🐱
How do you lure him? 🤔

"It all Depends." 🤷‍♂️ #epsteinfiles #trumpepstein #25thamendment
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
2001-2009.state.gov/p/nea/rls/rp...

"The US Congress authorized $20.9 billion in civilian funds to help reconstruct Iraq in the three and one half years immediately following Operation Iraqi ..."
Rebuilding Iraq: U.S. Achievements Through the Iraq Relief and Reconstruction Fund
Rebuilding Iraq: U.S. Achievements Through the Iraq Relief and Reconstruction Fund
2001-2009.state.gov
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
U.S. taxpayers will now have to pay to run the country they just invaded.

• Healthcare
• Education
• Infrastructure
• Old Age/Welfare

👏.....👏.....👏.....👏

Also, destabilizing their country will *force* their citizens to migrate up to America. 😂😂😂😂

Magats & neocons & necon media are fumbducks.
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The lunatics are running the asylum. 😒 #VenezuelaInvasion

Canada has more oil than the U.S., so by "Trump logic", PM Carney could do the same to Trump. 🫤🤷‍♂️👍⭐💯

Canadian prisons are "cushier" to convicted sex offenders (EJ Carroll has YET to be paid!!!)
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Shout out to Google for still supporting IRL public billboards while Al Gore waits to be born, grow up & invent the Internet. #algore
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I think a terrible rash font is more accurate. 🫤🤷‍♂️ #epsteinfiles
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:17 AM
A play on the phrase: "Where's my Roy Cohn."

Desperately asked by both Nixon & Trump.
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM