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Benjamin Franklinstein's Monster (libraries)

#books
January 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I'm not looking for a handjob
I'm looking for a hand career

#grindset
January 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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You want me to trust you with my money? Someone that works for gold man sacks?

#fianance
January 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Frankenstein's Monster:
What do you think I should name my son?

Dracula:
Oh idunno... what about Retsnom S'nietsneknarf..?

#monsterverse #horror
December 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Antidiarrhea medicine isn't gonna be enough to help me...

I need #unclediarrhea
December 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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"I'm coming!"
- irreverent, you're already here
- cringe
- predicable

"Gotta go fast!"
- the hengehoag

#sonic
December 13, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Pizza flavor blasted zyne

#zyne
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Alexa healthiest zyne flavor

#alexa
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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ellon musk wants to defund the polar express in favor of an ice tunnel for 500,000 cyber trucks to autonomously drive sleepy children to the North Pole
#Publictransportation
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Power Word: Thoughts and Prayers

#dnd
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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"Oh the weather outside is frightful"
Uh maybe for you.. I don't live my life rules by fear

#christmas
December 4, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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"Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane"
‼️ TAKE NOTE PEOPLE ‼️
👏he👏stays👏in👏his👏lane

#christmas
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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You know dasher and dancer and prancer and... the slutty one...

#christmas
December 3, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Power Word: Sorry...

#dnd
December 3, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas🎶
That's fair.
🎵There is just one thing I need🎵
okay...
🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree🎶
Brother are you fucking kidding me..? The shits already bought and wrapped why are you telling me this now??

#christmas
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Dean Martin - "Oh the fire is slowly dying..."
Gwyn Lord of Cinder - Pling Pling Plong

#darksouls #christmas
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Power Word: a million bees

#dnd
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Taco Tuesday Wednesday
December 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Porta potty
- infantile
-alienating
-italian(?)

The Traveling Toilet
- Mature
- Regal
- Inspires wonderlust

#comedy #perfectfuckingcomedy
December 1, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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It's giving thanks

#thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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I respect and celebrate women. That's my ninja way.

#naruto
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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I put truck nuts on the Richard Scary apple car and now I've been appointed to head the Department of Motor Vehicles

#comedy #rfkj
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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The guys a few rows back in the fantasy army that can't really hear the motivational speech that the main character is giving to hype everyone up for the epic final battle.

#lotr
November 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Eggs Benedict Arnold Palmer

#breakfast
November 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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So does the Lincoln lawyer just stay in his car the whole time? I'm not going watch the show but it's an interesting concept.

#lincoln
November 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM