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chaseo.bsky.social
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@chaseo.bsky.social
your favorite professor’s favorite professor. writer. gamer. Ph.D in sad songs.
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
APPARENTLY it’s not appropriate to ask strangers in the hot tub if they wanna play mermaids
February 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Told my doctor I was a q tip enjoyer and she punched me in the face
January 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM