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tbh Trump occupies an unhealthy portion of my brain, but so do a lot of other things.
“Very insightful” - New York Times
“Inspirational” - Vanity Fair
“A feast for the senses” - CNN
“Very insightful” - New York Times
“Inspirational” - Vanity Fair
“A feast for the senses” - CNN
Updating the trumps second term bingo card
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Updating the trumps second term bingo card
The new season of South Park is literally my favourite thing in the universe. It makes me feel so heard. I feel like no other media has captured the complete and utter absurdity Trump’s second term as accurately.
August 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The new season of South Park is literally my favourite thing in the universe. It makes me feel so heard. I feel like no other media has captured the complete and utter absurdity Trump’s second term as accurately.
Caramelldansen was the original Pink Pantheress. She wishes she could be Carmelldansen
August 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Caramelldansen was the original Pink Pantheress. She wishes she could be Carmelldansen
Y’all can talk about the gen z stare all you want but millennials got stuck with the most shit ass bung hole ass music ever in the history of humanity. Literally name one good song from the late 2010s… I took a pill in ibeza? Lean on by major laser? I’m not picky with music at all, but it was baaad
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Y’all can talk about the gen z stare all you want but millennials got stuck with the most shit ass bung hole ass music ever in the history of humanity. Literally name one good song from the late 2010s… I took a pill in ibeza? Lean on by major laser? I’m not picky with music at all, but it was baaad
Hey besties back from break🤗
July 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey besties back from break🤗
Guys I’m taking a break from social media I just feel like it weighs so heavily on my mental health
July 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Guys I’m taking a break from social media I just feel like it weighs so heavily on my mental health
My favourite thing is people watching, like I love to meet someone, then pay attention to the things they do, and ponder why. I love remembering little things people say then piecing them together. “Oh they totally do that cause of their unresolved trauma”. I will make u feel so observed.
July 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My favourite thing is people watching, like I love to meet someone, then pay attention to the things they do, and ponder why. I love remembering little things people say then piecing them together. “Oh they totally do that cause of their unresolved trauma”. I will make u feel so observed.
Trump is fr escalating this whole authoritarian thing with sending the troops to LA and all. This has got to be coming to some sort of major breaking point (for either him or US democracy) in the next few weeks/months. That’s my line of thought anyways. Regardless we are living history asf
June 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Trump is fr escalating this whole authoritarian thing with sending the troops to LA and all. This has got to be coming to some sort of major breaking point (for either him or US democracy) in the next few weeks/months. That’s my line of thought anyways. Regardless we are living history asf
The last time I felt hope for the world Kamala was Brat
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The last time I felt hope for the world Kamala was Brat
How is Trump screwing this up so badly? He literally had the whole Supreme Court in his pocket if he wanted to be the tiniest bit more moderate and sane.
If given the same starting conditions (I.e. compliant Congress/scotus) I’d do a better authoritarian takeover. Literally get a grip donald
If given the same starting conditions (I.e. compliant Congress/scotus) I’d do a better authoritarian takeover. Literally get a grip donald
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
How is Trump screwing this up so badly? He literally had the whole Supreme Court in his pocket if he wanted to be the tiniest bit more moderate and sane.
If given the same starting conditions (I.e. compliant Congress/scotus) I’d do a better authoritarian takeover. Literally get a grip donald
If given the same starting conditions (I.e. compliant Congress/scotus) I’d do a better authoritarian takeover. Literally get a grip donald
Washing the rat poison and saw dust down my throat on my water break I love working
May 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Washing the rat poison and saw dust down my throat on my water break I love working
Literally remember Obama’s tan suit and now Trump is talking about running for pope and we’re all going to forget in two weeks like actually what the hell is going on
May 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Literally remember Obama’s tan suit and now Trump is talking about running for pope and we’re all going to forget in two weeks like actually what the hell is going on
You literally can’t make this shit up I’m crying. Like the fact that this is a real article about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES in real life is INSANE
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Trump, asked if he has to 'uphold the Constitution,' says, 'I don't know' — NBC News
Trump said on NBC News’ “Meet the Press” that he’s following lawyers’ advice as he tries to execute rapid deportations, arguing that giving immigrants due process is time-consuming.
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May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You literally can’t make this shit up I’m crying. Like the fact that this is a real article about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES in real life is INSANE
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apple.news/AFwXS-DJNSAG...
I wonder if there’ll ever be a shift in American politics away from being creepily religious all the time. Like you never hear a Canadian/Euro politician yapping about the glory of Christ or whatever. Even the democrats do it too much it’s just like come on guys pls is this medieval England stop
May 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I wonder if there’ll ever be a shift in American politics away from being creepily religious all the time. Like you never hear a Canadian/Euro politician yapping about the glory of Christ or whatever. Even the democrats do it too much it’s just like come on guys pls is this medieval England stop
Whatever scandal is going to result in Trump’s impeachment has likely already happened
May 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Whatever scandal is going to result in Trump’s impeachment has likely already happened
The 2010s really jumped the shark like halfway through how did we go from Treasure by Bruno Mars to Lean On by Major Laser
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The 2010s really jumped the shark like halfway through how did we go from Treasure by Bruno Mars to Lean On by Major Laser
The amount of negative energy being focused on Trump by the people of earth should be enough to make him spontaneously combust
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The amount of negative energy being focused on Trump by the people of earth should be enough to make him spontaneously combust
We’re gonna get his ass we’re gonna see him dragged out the White House kicking and crying and then he’s going to be tried on global television and it will be so good just you watch
May 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We’re gonna get his ass we’re gonna see him dragged out the White House kicking and crying and then he’s going to be tried on global television and it will be so good just you watch
Literally thank god carney won i needed some positivity in my life
April 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Literally thank god carney won i needed some positivity in my life
I do not yap I give context
April 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I do not yap I give context
I have been watching Trump for almost 10 fucking years. 10 looooong painful years. I feel like this will never be over, there’s still technically 4 years left. That’s soooooo long.
April 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I have been watching Trump for almost 10 fucking years. 10 looooong painful years. I feel like this will never be over, there’s still technically 4 years left. That’s soooooo long.
I am a proud sheeple I love the mainstream media I eat newspaper for breakfast I love the government more taxes please I love taxes
April 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am a proud sheeple I love the mainstream media I eat newspaper for breakfast I love the government more taxes please I love taxes
It’s so interesting how the world has changed but we still have the same problems. Fascism is rising ‘30s style - strongmen, scapegoats… but it’s also different. It’s legal instead of brute force. PR teams instead of tanks. This weird Americanized Nazi-Republican crossover will go down in history.
April 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s so interesting how the world has changed but we still have the same problems. Fascism is rising ‘30s style - strongmen, scapegoats… but it’s also different. It’s legal instead of brute force. PR teams instead of tanks. This weird Americanized Nazi-Republican crossover will go down in history.
Every holiday makes me want to bawl and weep and cry and scream because my entire maga family treats me like a MENTAL PATIENT WHEN IM REALLY THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THE ROOOOKSMSNS S WHEHEBSHHSBDBDBDHDBWBQKWISJXBDNSJEKSJNDDJODKENE WRUDIAMSNSKAAJDH
April 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every holiday makes me want to bawl and weep and cry and scream because my entire maga family treats me like a MENTAL PATIENT WHEN IM REALLY THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THE ROOOOKSMSNS S WHEHEBSHHSBDBDBDHDBWBQKWISJXBDNSJEKSJNDDJODKENE WRUDIAMSNSKAAJDH