Yeah, everyone I've helped with their OF would be pissed as fuck you just giving away the goods for free. People gotta eat Isa.

It was a joke gift based on an empty threat. I had no idea you'd use it for a photo op! And yes, you're a very good girl...minus doxxing my closet.

Did you seriously take a picture of the wife cage and post it on social media? Is this like a 'hey, if I ever go missing, check Chase's closet first' sort of thing? Cause I'd like to point out, that you like it so much in there, you locked yourself in before I ever did!

Girl, you got so many secrets I'm gonna need a comprehensive list at this point.

I think this is my favorite one you've done so far, especially since it doesn't sound like you plan to self-delete like that other song did.

Actually, you'd be this cat.

She just posted on social media we're a couple weak ass bitches that both passed out on her. You're gonna need more than creativity, you're gonna need divine intervention.

I am known for doing that.

And here I was thinking it was the bodily autonomy and automatic assumption of competency. The ability to wear the same outfit twice. That's where we're really benefiting, huh? Cool.

I'm sorry that happened.

1. Yes, obviously it's a great ass. That's literally the point of the post.

2. If you're dressed enough for the entire city, then you are dressed enough for my feed. 😘

Why is it so hard in situations like this to just say, "I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable, I won't do it again." While saying it's just a joke protects your ego it makes Isa look like she's overly sensitive and humorless and we both know that's not the case.

While this is very sweet, I now have even more questions about where you be hiding that phone.

When Izador said if he wore read he could be Santa Claus, I somehow never made the connection between the that and his name. I thought it was cause he has white hair.

Shhhh, sweetie, the adults are speaking. (Things I probably shouldn't say to Klaus given he knows where I live. 🤣)

We better be! The bigger the sacrifice the greater the blessing!

Just seems a weird discussion to have under someone's wedding announcement.