Driver License, health insurance card, library card. Nowadays though, I don’t even carry a wallet. I just have a stack of cards that I put in my front pocket instead of a ginormous wallet block in my back pocket that I have to sit on.

I’ve heard great things about Bad Monkey. Also Invasion.

Reminds me of the stats thing announcers do to make things sound cool: “he’s the first qb to throw over 46 passes, rush for 57+ yards, while wearing the color silver on a Thursday night game that’s not held in the state of New York.” Also, this qb would be a part of the Johnny Depp demographic.

Dang 👏👏👏

I wrote a dumb stand-up bit for my comedian character in my last screenplay about this very thing. These ads are ridiculous lol.