We need a ban on Finger Guns. I've been hearing too many reports of students getting finger blasted.

Can't believe we let Billy Corgan think he could sing just because he said cool shit like "The world is a vampire"

The Onion purchasing Infowars sounds like a headline The Onion would post.

The south has been experiencing record highs, so I googled "record lows in the south" and it showed me a picture of the Confederate Flag.