Chas Chomp Scott 🐊🐊🐊
@chaschomp.bsky.social
That guy in the gator suit at Astros games. ELA teacher and coach 🏈🏀🏃♂️. Saving myself from existential dread on the other app.
Look, I get why Chas McCormick isn’t playing every day. He hasn’t produced consistently since 2023.
However, he has not been decisively worse at the plate or in the field than Meyers or Dubon, yet he’s only getting around 15% of the starts since the first week.
Has one bad game. Back to nothing.
However, he has not been decisively worse at the plate or in the field than Meyers or Dubon, yet he’s only getting around 15% of the starts since the first week.
Has one bad game. Back to nothing.
May 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Look, I get why Chas McCormick isn’t playing every day. He hasn’t produced consistently since 2023.
However, he has not been decisively worse at the plate or in the field than Meyers or Dubon, yet he’s only getting around 15% of the starts since the first week.
Has one bad game. Back to nothing.
However, he has not been decisively worse at the plate or in the field than Meyers or Dubon, yet he’s only getting around 15% of the starts since the first week.
Has one bad game. Back to nothing.
Chas was safe.
April 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Chas was safe.
The Chas Chomp is cancelled until the Gators are vanquished.
Chomping will resume tomorrow.
Chomping will resume tomorrow.
April 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Chas Chomp is cancelled until the Gators are vanquished.
Chomping will resume tomorrow.
Chomping will resume tomorrow.
Chas going yard today 🐊
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Chas going yard today 🐊
The Super Bowl confirmed Chas McCormick is going to have a big season.
I chose box 20 for my Super Bowl square because Chas’ number is 20.
The numbers assigned to that box were 2 and 0.
Final score: 22-40
Big Chas season confirmed. #Astros
I chose box 20 for my Super Bowl square because Chas’ number is 20.
The numbers assigned to that box were 2 and 0.
Final score: 22-40
Big Chas season confirmed. #Astros
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Super Bowl confirmed Chas McCormick is going to have a big season.
I chose box 20 for my Super Bowl square because Chas’ number is 20.
The numbers assigned to that box were 2 and 0.
Final score: 22-40
Big Chas season confirmed. #Astros
I chose box 20 for my Super Bowl square because Chas’ number is 20.
The numbers assigned to that box were 2 and 0.
Final score: 22-40
Big Chas season confirmed. #Astros
The last Mixon TD to seal the win was very reminiscent of Arian Foster’s that sealed the win in the Texans’ first playoff game against the Bengals. Similar score too. #NFL #Texans
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Arian foster td run Houston texans vs Cincinnati
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January 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The last Mixon TD to seal the win was very reminiscent of Arian Foster’s that sealed the win in the Texans’ first playoff game against the Bengals. Similar score too. #NFL #Texans
youtu.be/eAbL_gFFYbE?...
youtu.be/eAbL_gFFYbE?...
Burrow-Jameis is the 2024 version of the Derek Anderson-Carson Palmer slugfest years ago that killed survivor pools. #NFL #FantasyFootball
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Burrow-Jameis is the 2024 version of the Derek Anderson-Carson Palmer slugfest years ago that killed survivor pools. #NFL #FantasyFootball
At the same ballpark that’s not named the same.
In a shocking turn of events, the Astros face Juan Soto making his debut for a New York baseball team for two Opening Days in a row.
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
At the same ballpark that’s not named the same.
In a shocking turn of events, the Astros face Juan Soto making his debut for a New York baseball team for two Opening Days in a row.
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 AM
In a shocking turn of events, the Astros face Juan Soto making his debut for a New York baseball team for two Opening Days in a row.
My brother (@runningwaldo.bsky.social) got me a Jose Lima-signed Enron Field inaugural game hat for Christmas.
This is incredible. We used to get a ton of balls thrown our way in batting practice by him in the Astrodome.
This is incredible. We used to get a ton of balls thrown our way in batting practice by him in the Astrodome.
December 7, 2024 at 5:43 AM
My brother (@runningwaldo.bsky.social) got me a Jose Lima-signed Enron Field inaugural game hat for Christmas.
This is incredible. We used to get a ton of balls thrown our way in batting practice by him in the Astrodome.
This is incredible. We used to get a ton of balls thrown our way in batting practice by him in the Astrodome.
Either going to be the easiest win or most humiliating loss of all time. #FantasyFootball
Going against last place team with no options and $3 a transaction.
Going against last place team with no options and $3 a transaction.
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Either going to be the easiest win or most humiliating loss of all time. #FantasyFootball
Going against last place team with no options and $3 a transaction.
Going against last place team with no options and $3 a transaction.
Question(s):
- Is Diana Ross a Supreme?
- Is Tom Petty a Heartbreaker?
- Is Bennie a Jet?
- Is Diana Ross a Supreme?
- Is Tom Petty a Heartbreaker?
- Is Bennie a Jet?
December 6, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Question(s):
- Is Diana Ross a Supreme?
- Is Tom Petty a Heartbreaker?
- Is Bennie a Jet?
- Is Diana Ross a Supreme?
- Is Tom Petty a Heartbreaker?
- Is Bennie a Jet?
It’s perfect. 🤩 🎄
December 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
It’s perfect. 🤩 🎄
Every time I hear my students say “skibidi” or “sigma” without actually meaning anything, I have to remind myself that I said, “Shampoo is better!” around 3000 times a day at some point.
December 3, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Every time I hear my students say “skibidi” or “sigma” without actually meaning anything, I have to remind myself that I said, “Shampoo is better!” around 3000 times a day at some point.
Reposted by Chas Chomp Scott 🐊🐊🐊
Sometimes your brother @chaschomp.bsky.social catches a smaller fish that you use for bait to catch a larger fish (pretty speckled trout). Food chains and systems are real.
With the exception here, we caught and released this weekend.
With the exception here, we caught and released this weekend.
November 30, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Sometimes your brother @chaschomp.bsky.social catches a smaller fish that you use for bait to catch a larger fish (pretty speckled trout). Food chains and systems are real.
With the exception here, we caught and released this weekend.
With the exception here, we caught and released this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
This is flippin’ nuts.
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
This is flippin’ nuts.
Progress update: 🔥
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Progress update: 🔥
6-0 in 8th grade! 🏀
November 21, 2024 at 3:20 AM
6-0 in 8th grade! 🏀
Aiming to get to 6-0 today.
Game day! 🏀🏀🏀
Game day! 🏀🏀🏀
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Aiming to get to 6-0 today.
Game day! 🏀🏀🏀
Game day! 🏀🏀🏀
My team is ridiculous. McBride on bye too. #FantasyFootball
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
My team is ridiculous. McBride on bye too. #FantasyFootball