Char (they/them)
@charredmermaid.bsky.social
I had a dream last night of Chappell doing a small concert. She locked eyes with me and sneered, I felt so bad 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I had a dream last night of Chappell doing a small concert. She locked eyes with me and sneered, I felt so bad 🥺
Devilinspired ads are so beautiful (except for military Lolita, that weirds me out) but their site I swear is like Temu Lolita-style.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Devilinspired ads are so beautiful (except for military Lolita, that weirds me out) but their site I swear is like Temu Lolita-style.
Tw: gore
But I really want to try a look like this.
But I really want to try a look like this.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tw: gore
But I really want to try a look like this.
But I really want to try a look like this.
I feel like I’m only allowed reasonable adjustments if not busy
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I feel like I’m only allowed reasonable adjustments if not busy
“Managers guide to being obsessed with customers” did nobody realise how weird and creepy that sounded?
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Managers guide to being obsessed with customers” did nobody realise how weird and creepy that sounded?
Me: oh no I’ve lost my lipstick
Blocky lipstick: in bra the whole time
Blocky lipstick: in bra the whole time
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me: oh no I’ve lost my lipstick
Blocky lipstick: in bra the whole time
Blocky lipstick: in bra the whole time
6 hours down, 12 more to go, cherish me tbh
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
6 hours down, 12 more to go, cherish me tbh
Buble I hate you so much
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Buble I hate you so much
Doctor receptionists have this amazing talent for making me feel guilty for being alive
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Doctor receptionists have this amazing talent for making me feel guilty for being alive
*deadpan* I am le shocked.
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*deadpan* I am le shocked.
Rotting siren!
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Rotting siren!
*steps up to the mic, clears throat*
Girls.
Girls.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
*steps up to the mic, clears throat*
Girls.
Girls.
Sims Poulxeria burned to death, which is very on brand for her.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sims Poulxeria burned to death, which is very on brand for her.
YOU CANT END IT THERE
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
YOU CANT END IT THERE
Howard is here!
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Howard is here!
Activity goal got and fatigue is a little at bay so it’s Plurbing time
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Activity goal got and fatigue is a little at bay so it’s Plurbing time
I had a dream that I was working for Mike (Bcs fame) and would have to shoot people before disposing of the bodies
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I had a dream that I was working for Mike (Bcs fame) and would have to shoot people before disposing of the bodies
For Good makes me cry, but there’s something really funny about the thought of Dorothy down in the basement like “all this trauma for doomed yuri??? 😭”
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
For Good makes me cry, but there’s something really funny about the thought of Dorothy down in the basement like “all this trauma for doomed yuri??? 😭”
Aya time wonderful, Gelphie excellent, movie? Well I had a lot of fun! :D
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Aya time wonderful, Gelphie excellent, movie? Well I had a lot of fun! :D
Naproxen my best friend I missed you
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Naproxen my best friend I missed you
> makes a character
> they’re running away from their own story
> they’re running away from their own story
britney spears is wearing a red jumpsuit and says i did it again .
ALT: britney spears is wearing a red jumpsuit and says i did it again .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
> makes a character
> they’re running away from their own story
> they’re running away from their own story
Uber eats ad: “honest burgers is calling”
Me: I very much miss it and the love of my life even moreso, Uber, but I am too far away
Me: I very much miss it and the love of my life even moreso, Uber, but I am too far away
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Uber eats ad: “honest burgers is calling”
Me: I very much miss it and the love of my life even moreso, Uber, but I am too far away
Me: I very much miss it and the love of my life even moreso, Uber, but I am too far away
The problem (one of many) with fibro is that I really do feel better when I’m doing something like writing or make up or going outside even, but I have so many issues just dragging my corpse of a body to get started, and I need an alarm for when I go from gentle to “okay too far you’ve crashed”
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The problem (one of many) with fibro is that I really do feel better when I’m doing something like writing or make up or going outside even, but I have so many issues just dragging my corpse of a body to get started, and I need an alarm for when I go from gentle to “okay too far you’ve crashed”
I think Glinda and Jimmy McGill would be best friends (also still gotta read the books)
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think Glinda and Jimmy McGill would be best friends (also still gotta read the books)
I call this “Medusa who had a really crappy night out”
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I call this “Medusa who had a really crappy night out”