@charpie2003.bsky.social
Reporter in my head: “Sir, the only thing grosser than your incompetence is your… well… whole body.”
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reporter in my head: “Sir, the only thing grosser than your incompetence is your… well… whole body.”
Not even kidding when I ask this- is he pranking us and actually on his knees?
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not even kidding when I ask this- is he pranking us and actually on his knees?
Wonder what Niki Minaj had to say to that.
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wonder what Niki Minaj had to say to that.
I think what makes us so mad is the total lack of horrified reaction by everyone standing there.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I think what makes us so mad is the total lack of horrified reaction by everyone standing there.
When do we start calling them “ProFa”?
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When do we start calling them “ProFa”?
Some books are better as “listen-y” books (my Audible books): “A Gentleman in Moscow,”Thursday Murder Club,”. Some are better as “read-y” books (Kindle): “James,”Project Hail Mary.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Some books are better as “listen-y” books (my Audible books): “A Gentleman in Moscow,”Thursday Murder Club,”. Some are better as “read-y” books (Kindle): “James,”Project Hail Mary.”
Yes. It’s called the US Presidency.
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yes. It’s called the US Presidency.
You don’t know her. She goes to a different school.
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You don’t know her. She goes to a different school.
Homer trying to convince Marge to be a surrogate: “Come on, Marge! It’s ‘uterUS’, not ‘uterYOU’!”
October 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Homer trying to convince Marge to be a surrogate: “Come on, Marge! It’s ‘uterUS’, not ‘uterYOU’!”
I feel like he’s auditioning for the part of the obnoxious jock on “Glee.”
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I feel like he’s auditioning for the part of the obnoxious jock on “Glee.”
And that’s saying something.
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And that’s saying something.
I was listening and made a fist pump and said “YESSssss!” While driving my car.
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I was listening and made a fist pump and said “YESSssss!” While driving my car.
Mine’s on the way!
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Mine’s on the way!
I was listening live and I was so glad to hear someone speak the plain truth. I didn’t detect a lack of empathy- just factual commentary.What a disappointment.
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was listening live and I was so glad to hear someone speak the plain truth. I didn’t detect a lack of empathy- just factual commentary.What a disappointment.
God, everything he does is weird.
September 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
God, everything he does is weird.
I don’t know this country anymore.
September 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don’t know this country anymore.
“Fluoride, Schmuoride!”
August 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Fluoride, Schmuoride!”
America. Where everybody gets to do boring shit in peace. ❤️❤️
August 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
America. Where everybody gets to do boring shit in peace. ❤️❤️
My kid- to whom you dealt a raw f*cking deal (in terms of mental and physical health) but who keeps getting up, every day. (But he is one funny motherf*cker, so thanks for that❤️)
August 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My kid- to whom you dealt a raw f*cking deal (in terms of mental and physical health) but who keeps getting up, every day. (But he is one funny motherf*cker, so thanks for that❤️)
I am a late middle-aged divorced woman with an adult child living with me in an apartment . I have zero prospects. But know this- if I ever remarry, I WILL be walking down the aisle to this.
July 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am a late middle-aged divorced woman with an adult child living with me in an apartment . I have zero prospects. But know this- if I ever remarry, I WILL be walking down the aisle to this.
Can you get DTW to come over to Bluesky??
July 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Can you get DTW to come over to Bluesky??
Sadly, he is unhumiliate-able.
Not because he’s “tough”, but because to him, 2 + 2 = yellow.
Not because he’s “tough”, but because to him, 2 + 2 = yellow.
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sadly, he is unhumiliate-able.
Not because he’s “tough”, but because to him, 2 + 2 = yellow.
Not because he’s “tough”, but because to him, 2 + 2 = yellow.
The fuck is with the “Thank you for your attention to this matter?” Did you just e-mail DoorDash customer service for delivering your Funyuns to the neighbors??!! The dementia is strong in this one.
June 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The fuck is with the “Thank you for your attention to this matter?” Did you just e-mail DoorDash customer service for delivering your Funyuns to the neighbors??!! The dementia is strong in this one.
@Brent Terhune got me through Covid. I still use my “Emotional Support Beer”coozy.❤️
June 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@Brent Terhune got me through Covid. I still use my “Emotional Support Beer”coozy.❤️