Charmyte, Toilet Swimmer
@charmyte.bsky.social
18+; It/It's & She/Her; Trans Therian Kobold Girl, likely swimming in your toilet even as we speak
Zhe kobold gets zhatzing'd!
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Zhe kobold gets zhatzing'd!
See a kobold, post a kobold!
You thought it was gonna be me-bold? Surprise - it's Ravi my sun-worshipping fire monk!
You thought it was gonna be me-bold? Surprise - it's Ravi my sun-worshipping fire monk!
September 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
See a kobold, post a kobold!
You thought it was gonna be me-bold? Surprise - it's Ravi my sun-worshipping fire monk!
You thought it was gonna be me-bold? Surprise - it's Ravi my sun-worshipping fire monk!
What's your sign.
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What's your sign.
See a maw post a maw!
September 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
See a maw post a maw!
If you see paws, post yours!
Look at my clawbs :3
Look at my clawbs :3
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If you see paws, post yours!
Look at my clawbs :3
Look at my clawbs :3
Luckily, we've still got space lesbian Xu-Ifit for all of our "wait what?" card demonstrations. Make your local judge tense up by asking them what happens when you reanimate Possessed Aven with her!
August 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Luckily, we've still got space lesbian Xu-Ifit for all of our "wait what?" card demonstrations. Make your local judge tense up by asking them what happens when you reanimate Possessed Aven with her!
Hard mode: what nonlegendary creature would I be?
The easy answer would be Minion of the Mighty! But Party Thrasher would also be a good pick, esp based off the fullart
The easy answer would be Minion of the Mighty! But Party Thrasher would also be a good pick, esp based off the fullart
August 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hard mode: what nonlegendary creature would I be?
The easy answer would be Minion of the Mighty! But Party Thrasher would also be a good pick, esp based off the fullart
The easy answer would be Minion of the Mighty! But Party Thrasher would also be a good pick, esp based off the fullart
But what about a lil kobold?
July 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
But what about a lil kobold?
6. Octavarium [by Dream Theater]
There's a lot of competition in Dream Theater's catalogue, but this album is perfectly chosen at every avenue, culminating in the 24-minute opus and one of the most beautiful pieces of prog metal ever made.
There's a lot of competition in Dream Theater's catalogue, but this album is perfectly chosen at every avenue, culminating in the 24-minute opus and one of the most beautiful pieces of prog metal ever made.
May 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
6. Octavarium [by Dream Theater]
There's a lot of competition in Dream Theater's catalogue, but this album is perfectly chosen at every avenue, culminating in the 24-minute opus and one of the most beautiful pieces of prog metal ever made.
There's a lot of competition in Dream Theater's catalogue, but this album is perfectly chosen at every avenue, culminating in the 24-minute opus and one of the most beautiful pieces of prog metal ever made.
5. Monarch of Monsters [by Vylet Pony]
Ruinously effective album of intense self-hatred that hits like a dagger to the heart. Easily her best work.
Ruinously effective album of intense self-hatred that hits like a dagger to the heart. Easily her best work.
May 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
5. Monarch of Monsters [by Vylet Pony]
Ruinously effective album of intense self-hatred that hits like a dagger to the heart. Easily her best work.
Ruinously effective album of intense self-hatred that hits like a dagger to the heart. Easily her best work.
4. The Black Parade [by My Chemical Romance]
There is a high degree of correlation between "albums I love" and "albums that evoke a sharp emotional reaction". Slick pop-punk hooks meant to be screamed along to in anguish.
There is a high degree of correlation between "albums I love" and "albums that evoke a sharp emotional reaction". Slick pop-punk hooks meant to be screamed along to in anguish.
May 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
4. The Black Parade [by My Chemical Romance]
There is a high degree of correlation between "albums I love" and "albums that evoke a sharp emotional reaction". Slick pop-punk hooks meant to be screamed along to in anguish.
There is a high degree of correlation between "albums I love" and "albums that evoke a sharp emotional reaction". Slick pop-punk hooks meant to be screamed along to in anguish.
3. Frances the Mute [by The Mars Volta]
I promise I like more than prog metal. Absolutely enrapturing for an album that includes four minutes of ambient frog noises and a half-hour long song.
I promise I like more than prog metal. Absolutely enrapturing for an album that includes four minutes of ambient frog noises and a half-hour long song.
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
3. Frances the Mute [by The Mars Volta]
I promise I like more than prog metal. Absolutely enrapturing for an album that includes four minutes of ambient frog noises and a half-hour long song.
I promise I like more than prog metal. Absolutely enrapturing for an album that includes four minutes of ambient frog noises and a half-hour long song.
2. 10,000 Days [by Tool]
After much deliberation, I've decided this is the best Tool album. An emotionally devastating reaction to his mother's death that ends its first song with "much better you than I" and spends the next 60 minutes regretting it.
After much deliberation, I've decided this is the best Tool album. An emotionally devastating reaction to his mother's death that ends its first song with "much better you than I" and spends the next 60 minutes regretting it.
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
2. 10,000 Days [by Tool]
After much deliberation, I've decided this is the best Tool album. An emotionally devastating reaction to his mother's death that ends its first song with "much better you than I" and spends the next 60 minutes regretting it.
After much deliberation, I've decided this is the best Tool album. An emotionally devastating reaction to his mother's death that ends its first song with "much better you than I" and spends the next 60 minutes regretting it.
1. Vector [by Haken]
Absolutely stunning work or prog metal that resonates deep in my bones.
Absolutely stunning work or prog metal that resonates deep in my bones.
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
1. Vector [by Haken]
Absolutely stunning work or prog metal that resonates deep in my bones.
Absolutely stunning work or prog metal that resonates deep in my bones.
Come marvel at my odd selection of favorites
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Come marvel at my odd selection of favorites
Another pivotal "I feel funny" moment
May 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Another pivotal "I feel funny" moment
Turns out u need to load it as a movie
May 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Turns out u need to load it as a movie
Pivotal "I feel funny" moment
May 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pivotal "I feel funny" moment
Kobolds were made to service scalies
May 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Kobolds were made to service scalies
Congrats on the 500!!
My kobold's got quite the habit of munching on anything she can - perhaps even glowing rocks
My kobold's got quite the habit of munching on anything she can - perhaps even glowing rocks
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Congrats on the 500!!
My kobold's got quite the habit of munching on anything she can - perhaps even glowing rocks
My kobold's got quite the habit of munching on anything she can - perhaps even glowing rocks
Kobolds should eat dragons, really~
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Kobolds should eat dragons, really~
I'm sure you're plenty familiar with this one by now~
December 16, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I'm sure you're plenty familiar with this one by now~