men do not like being called big babies. You’re a hundred and fifty years old. You knew this”

Pulling on some trousers i put my phone, keys and wallet in my pockets.

“You’re truly delusional. A diamond studded collar? You shat in my shoe just yesterday! No and no catnip.”

“I have my own bloody credit card.”

Grumbling as i get out of bed in nothing but boxers i scratch my stomach and scowl at the black cat “Just for that comment I’m not buying you anymore catnip.”

Moving to the closet i pull out a grey shirt and slip it over my head. “On the contrary Moonlight-

“Being woke up makes it morning.”

“Why not? You know i hate mornings.”

Growls

“As do I. Lets go for a hunt.”

“Why not both?”

“It wasn’t but I love that crazy woman. Her crazy matches my crazy any day of the week. Alright let’s go outside and I need to strip down”

Perks of being you and the only davina in town

{Snorts} I knew that

What did you blow up?

“We both know im next to impossible to permanently kill. Harder than even you Nik.”

Kol grins at his brother, “One time i really pissed her off so she snapped my neck when i woke up she snapped it again. Did this five times in a row. My neck was bloody sore for hours.”

“You’d like kill then wouldn’t you? I can see you want to change and it doesn’t happen over night. I messed up several times. Davina killed me several times as punishment.”