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Clumsy dumb himbo
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Just a tall dumb clumsy himbo in Chicago always ending up with my shorts down and undies exposed

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Scheming bros planning full moon yoga #jockstrap
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bent over tying my laces — buddy sees the white, yanks snap-offs down, tighty whities exposed. Wedgie in front of everyone, phones out

Quote with what you’d be like as my bro 👇

#TightyWhities #wedgie
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Busted doing laundry in my #tightywhities so naturally I was THE #wedgie target.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Thought I was Sailor Moon.
Actually spent the night Sailor Mooning the entire party.
That skirt had one mission: betrayal.
Every step = a new photo op for the bros. How did I let them convince me the Thong was part of the costume? 🍑🥴😳
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They took away my #tightywhites so I was left with only a #thong to cover up in the hot tub while my bros all had board shorts on.
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM