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Charmanda (comms in bio)
@charmandabear.bsky.social
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Writer, Costumer, Vampire Enjoyer | she/they | 🔞
https://chars-commissions.carrd.co/
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charmandabear.bsky.social
Amaranth and Astarion are the embodiment of this meme
June 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
#TavQOTD If your Tav/Durge were sentenced to eternal torment in the hells, what ironic punishment would they be given?

Rosalind would be forced to listen to overconfident male academics and their unoriginal Shakespeare "hot takes."

"Did you know that Shakespeare never even wrote any of his plays?"
Rosalind, a fat white half elf with blue and purple hair, looking upwards as though caught mid-eye roll or like she's appealing to the heavens to get her out of this conversation.
June 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Highly recommend Rabbit's comms! They were great to work with and also made me this incredible piece 🥵🥵🥵
Art by rabbitinthefog.bsky.social of Rosalind sitting on a black leather couch as Astarion straddles her. He's wearing thigh high fishnets, a pink plaid skirt, a sleeveless turtleneck, and a pink off-the-shoulder cardigan. He's holding her throat with a mischievous smile on his face, and she looks up at him, smiling and blushing.
June 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Congrats on 400! I humbly offer up Rosalind 😌🙏
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
#TavQOTD When I started Office Hours, it was just supposed to be a smutty little one-shot. It became Rosalind's journey (and by proxy, my own) into feeling less shame for her sexual desires, especially her darker fantasies.
#NSFW #TavRosalind #RoseStar
Rosalind on her knees looking up lovingly at Astarion, who looms over her in shadow. She's in her underwear and wearing a collar and cuffs on her wrists. A screenshot of the following text: “But doesn't it say something about my, like, feminist values if I want someone to be mean to me in the bedroom?” She picks some lint off her sock so she doesn’t need to look at Jaheira, but she steals a glance up at her anyway. She’s raising an eyebrow. “What does it say?” she asks in that tone she uses when she's pushing back on one of Rosalind’s biases. She tries to find an answer that’s not just the one Jaheira expects. “I don't know, like I'm a bad feminist or something,” she finally mutters. Jaheira barks out a laugh. “Please, what, do you think you're going to go to Feminist Thought Jail? That the Feminist Police are going to come and arrest you?” Her tone is snide but it makes Rosalind crack a smile nonetheless. “If you can keep make-believe separate from your real life values, and you’re not hurting anyone, then there is no harm in it.”
June 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
I just had an amaaaaaaaazing experience with @rabbitinthefog.bsky.social. they were responsive, kept me updated through every step of the process, and very quick!
June 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
It only took me three months, but I finally uploaded the Halsin/Reader ficlet I wrote for @lastlightinn.bsky.social's Echoes of Devotion! Thank you so much for the opportunity to be a part of such a great project.
archiveofourown.org/works/66251845
A banner of three images. First, a black and white image of a strawberry shortcake. Second, Halsin smiling lightly as he kisses a female Tav. Third, a black and white closeup of a mouth sucking on someone else's thumb.
June 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Finding an amazing new artist through a giveaway, AND has a plus size baddie OC? 😭🙏

This is Rosalind and I would be so completely honored to see her in your style.
Rosalind, a fat white half-elf with blue and purple hair, wearing a purple and gold crop top while glaring at someone off camera with her arms crossed. Rosalind standing in front of bookshelves looking off camera with a sympathetic expression.
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Congrats on 500, that's so exciting! Since Astarion and Rosalind exist primarily in a modern AU, they text *constantly.* And Astarion always sends the most boomer ass memes just to make Rosalind giggle.
Astarion gripping Rosalind's chin as she smiles at him coyly.
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
After wayyyyyyyy too many months, I've finally updated Office Hours! With THREE new chapters! I'm trying to get the rest of it out so I can shift focus to other ventures (namely commissions, the sequel, and a #rosestar au)
archiveofourown.org/works/606252...
#astarionfanfiction #tavstarion #astarion
A banner of three images of Rosalind and Astarion. In the first, he's looking at her with a side grin and blood dripping down his chin. In the second, she's on her knees in her underwear, wearing a collar and cuffs,and looking up at him adoringly. In the third, he's gripping her chin and she's looking at him with a coy smile.
June 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Just a reminder that I'm offering emote c0mmissions! chars-commissions.carrd.co for more info
#customemotes #discordemotes
Pru, a white human with brown hair and glasses, snickers menacingly into a green blanket. Maeve, a light-skinned drow with silver hair, sticks out her tongue in consternation as she furiously writes down notes on a legal pad. Rosalind, a white half elf with purple and blue hair, stares into the fires of the hell pit she finds herself in. This is fine. Malva, a white human with lavender hair, does the rich girl anime laugh. Oh ho ho ho!
June 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
A little more VP practice with @lazywolfe.bsky.social's Arasne and Halsin. #bg3vp #bg3halsin #virtualphotography #halsinvp
Arasne, a white elf with lavender and black hair, kissing Halsin in front of a stained glass window, backlit by the setting sun. Halsin kissing Arasne's forehead in a swirl of glowing pink petals in front of a stained glass window. Halsin kissing Arasne, the setting sun glowing around the back of his head. Arasne and Halsin looking lovingly at one another.
June 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
#TavQOTD If your Tav/Durge had to give a TED Talk, what would it be about?

Why sometimes adaptations of Shakespeare tell the story better than the original text, and that 10 Things I Hate About You is the only acceptable "feminist" retelling of Taming of the Shrew.
Rosalind, a fat white half elf with blue and purple hair, crossing her arms and glaring off to the side. She's wearing a purple and gold crop top and black pants. The poster for 10 Things I Hate About You. Julia Stiles as Kat sits in an armchair and stares into the camera with a severe expression. She's wearing a white button down polo with blue embroidered flowers. Standing behind her leaning on the top of the armchair is Heath Ledger as Patrick with an apathetic expression. He's wearing a gray crochet collared shirt.
June 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
"There, in dim firelight, you see him for what he really is: kenough."
Still grateful to lokelaniii for blessing us with the greatest fashion mod to date. (Link in the comments.)
#bg3vp #bg3astarion #astarionvp #bg3virtualphotography
Astarion looking off camera with a deeply sad expression. He's wearing glasses and a rainbow crop top that says "I am Kenough." Astarion, staring down the barrel of the camera with a rivulet of blood running down his chin. He's wearing thick framed glasses and a rainbow crop top that says "I am Kenough."
June 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
That tracks.
A blurry screenshot that reads "video game mechanics"
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
If you asked Rosalind, she'd say the night Astarion told her about his scars (even if she wasn't ready to admit it at the time.)

If you ask *me*, it was when she couldn't stop thinking about his analysis of Hamlet and had to jork it just to get it out of her head 😂
#tavqotd #plussizetav #tavstarion
Rosalind, a fat white half elf with blue and purple hair, crossing her arms and glaring off camera. She's wearing a purple and gold crop top and black pants.
May 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
#bg3uplift I *finally* organized all of my edited (and unedited) photos so I'm hoping that finally means I'll post more (even if I'm slightly embarrassed by some of my older ones lol)
Astarion (wearing glasses and an open pirate shirt) with a goofy grin after busting in on the ogre and bugbear having sex. An angle looking up on Lae'zel, almost like you're kneeling at her feet, and she looks above the camera with a stern expression. Astarion, wearing a sweater vest and glasses, looks suspiciously off camera. He's slightly backlight and his hair glows around his head like a halo. Astarion wearing glasses, a bloodied open pirate shirt, and leather pants, stands sassily while looking at an earlier iteration of Rosalind.
May 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Coming in a little under the wire, I wanted to submit to #RenMods VP contest, and also to convey my appreciation. Office Hours simply wouldn't exist if it weren't for Glasses by Ren. Something about this man in glasses took hold in my brain and never let go. Thank you @renmods.bsky.social!
Astarion and Rosalind in front of a picturesque background, Astarion is wearing glasses and Lucanis' outfit from Dragon Age (both mods by RenMods.) Astarion looking at Rosalind lovingly wearing glasses and Lucanis' outfit from Dragon Age (both mods by RenMods.) Astarion in front of a picturesque background, looking at Rosalind with a light smile. He's wearing glasses and Lucanis' outfit from DragonAge (both mods by RenMods.)
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Congrats,you deserve it! As for Rosalind, a little weird meta fact. Her ears are incredibly inconsistent. She's SUPPOSED to have the short half-elf ears, but I have a ton of pictures (including her 3d model) of her with long ears. I'm trying to at least fix my own VP 😂
Rosalind, a white fat Tav with blue and purple hair, standing in front of some bookshelves. She's looking off camera with a concerned expression, and she has short, pointed ears. Rosalind with a neutral expression, but with much longer pointed ears.
May 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
#TqvQOTD #nsfw How does your Tav/Durge feel about public sex?

Despite her record, it's not something Rosalind actively seeks out, it's just something that tends to happen with Astarion. She pretends like she's not into it.
#rosestar #tavstarion #modernau
They finally slow, the sticky mess between them squelching loudly. They listen intently past the sound of their heavy breathing to try to detect any indication that someone overheard. When they deem it safe, Rosalind lets out a sigh of relief before the two of them dissolve into giggles. He drops his forehead onto her shoulder as she rests her cheek on his sweaty mass of curls. The only sound in the library is the two of them trying to catch their breath, until, horrified, they hear a timid voice from a few stacks down. “Um… the library will be closing in five minutes, please bring your books to the checkout counter.” They can hear little feet shuffle away followed by the door to the stairwell opening and slamming shut. They’re silent for a moment longer before they both break into a fit of giggles. As though an impenetrable barrier had been lifted, someone rounds the corner to head to the bathroom and the two of them straighten up like they didn’t just dry hump like a couple of horny teenagers. They try to tidy their appearances, but there’s no accounting for the noticeable stain on the front of Astarion’s pants. He pinches the bridge of his nose, his glasses sliding up onto his forehead. “The next category, ‘Voyeurism and Exhibition,’” he reads over her shoulder. “Shall we continue our streak of semi-public sex in which we could get caught at any moment?” “I mean, no,” she says defensively, then adds sheepishly under her breath, “at least not intentionally.”
May 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Congrats on 500!!! It's so well deserved. I humbly offer Rosalind for your consideration ☺️
Rosalind, a fat white half elf with purple and blue hair, standing in front of bookshelves in warm lighting, looking off camera with a compassionate expression.
May 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
charmandabear.bsky.social
These are my much more flattering results, and honestly the percentages aren't even that much lower (73-75% as opposed to 75-76%)
Jaskier from The Witcher (TV) JD from Scrubs Christian from Moulin Rouge Klaus Hargreeves from Umbrella Academy
May 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

I have never been so fucking rudely read to filth.
Craig Pelton from Community Tobias Funke from Arrested Development Winston Bishop from New Girl Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black
May 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
I stand by this.
A screenshot of a message from Charmanda in discord: "The straight men know that they're powerless to the seduction of Asstarion. They can't see that juicy peach without getting a semi and they can't handle it"
May 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
charmandabear.bsky.social
If you asked Rosalind, she'd say no, that she only *thought* she loved Aradin. What she doesn't know is that she was *actually* in love with Namaia, her college fling. They both felt it, but they were too afraid to say anything out of fear of ruining a good thing.

🎨 @momarsala.bsky.social
Namaia and Rosalind fooling around on a purple couch on a yellow background. Rosalind, a fat white half-elf with blue and purple hair, kisses the neck of Namaia, a chubby pink Tiefling with long purple micro braids. Rosalind's hand is teasing between Namaia's legs and there's a noticeable wet spot on Namaia's panties.
May 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM