Going to my first hotel takeover kink event for the weekend. Wish me luck! (Wish me fuck?)

The first time I went to a strip club I got a private dance and the dancer said “you can touch me anywhere but my kitty cat” and my brain absolutely broke. I must have made her repeat it three times.

It’s my birthday, I have the day off and no plans. I think I’ll just spend the next 12 hours edging as a present to myself.

Oops, I squirted on my coffee table 💦

#squirting #pussy #spicysky

Don’t be a pussy, eat and breed them.

So my question to you is “would you pull out? Or are you filling me up till your balls are empty?”

(I better see a lot of answers in the comments!! 😚)

#pussy #WetPussy #nude #NSFW #ThighHighs #Lips #follow #fyp #cum #breed

FB Messenger showed me a notification that said “See a memory from your conversation with <person I used to sleep with>” and when I clicked on it it was just a picture of my cock. Suddenly I have an inkling of what it’s like to get an unsolicited dick pic 😂

Among the many reasons to quit Twitter is most of the thirst accounts I follow have dried up. Are things still crazy horny over here?

I faked an orgasm during phone sex and was told “any kind of dishonesty is a dealbreaker for me” and friends I am EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED that I will not get to fuck this very well adjusted person IRL.

Just had someone from an app ask if they could come over then be like “Wait, we wouldn’t be done by 10, would we? I’d better not.”

I salute your self control, random horny Internet lady 🫡

OnlyFans trying to convince me to subscribe to yoga teachers and chefs is the same energy as Ron DeSantis trying to win over Republican voters.

My plan tonight does not involve seeing boobs. What have I done?

At night he fingered me
Until I came
When he went down on me
I moaned his name
And will I cum again?
Well there’s a chance
The phaaaaaalus of the opera is there
Inside my pants

“It’s weird this dude hasn’t hung any art on his walls”

Have you considered that maybe he’s optimizing for maximum ass-smacking acoustics?

I love having sex and thinking “ah thank goodness my lust is finally sated” but then then you see a butt again and go “oh no”