love this Morgan!

I’m days behind on traitors because I am in previews, please be gracious on this

we sent every frog in Egypt to stand outside a temple and act as our alarm system via a warlock patron, then realised the mark we had been waiting for inside was an illusion and had never either entered nor would leave

oh totally totally not for me

One Partridge to rule them all,
One Partridge to find them,
One Partridge to bring them all and in its Pear Tree bind them.
In the land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.

I am shaking. I am relieved. I am devastated. I am furious. I am bereft.

The puberty blocker ban is a death sentence for some
particularly vulnerable trans youth. It is unconscionable.

When will the people with the power to help sit up and listen?

It’s a scandal. A cover up. A crime. I’m so sad.

this is actually False, I fake proposed because we learned last year that it’s the funniest way to respond to almost all situations