Charlotte Emily
@charlottesweb.site
A naïve woman in her 40s (she/her)
Things I do badly: Sewing, Piano, Code, Life
Pleased to meet you
LGBTQIA+
Things I do badly: Sewing, Piano, Code, Life
Pleased to meet you
LGBTQIA+
Post singing laughter is real y'all
May 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Post singing laughter is real y'all
Bing maps have doubled down on Gulf of Mexico
February 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Bing maps have doubled down on Gulf of Mexico
I have some lovely friends who took me to a posh doo that I (think) I didn't embarrass them at... So... One win. The other was getting to wear a dress I'd started making over a year ago.
Win win
Win win
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 AM
I have some lovely friends who took me to a posh doo that I (think) I didn't embarrass them at... So... One win. The other was getting to wear a dress I'd started making over a year ago.
Win win
Win win
Someone offered me a unique passive income opportunity yesterday.
Me: - ...and how is this not a Pyramid Scheme
Them: Those are illegal
M: How does it differ?
T: Well they told us it wasn't a Pyram...
M: I need to stop you there, in no normal job induction do they have to tell you that.
T: ...
Me: - ...and how is this not a Pyramid Scheme
Them: Those are illegal
M: How does it differ?
T: Well they told us it wasn't a Pyram...
M: I need to stop you there, in no normal job induction do they have to tell you that.
T: ...
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Someone offered me a unique passive income opportunity yesterday.
Me: - ...and how is this not a Pyramid Scheme
Them: Those are illegal
M: How does it differ?
T: Well they told us it wasn't a Pyram...
M: I need to stop you there, in no normal job induction do they have to tell you that.
T: ...
Me: - ...and how is this not a Pyramid Scheme
Them: Those are illegal
M: How does it differ?
T: Well they told us it wasn't a Pyram...
M: I need to stop you there, in no normal job induction do they have to tell you that.
T: ...
I would argue that refreshing the London Underground Station Locations every day is excessive. I mean. My suspicion is that stations don't tend to move. And. If they *do* - getting it in a feed is probably the least of your problems.
Src: tfl.gov.uk/info-for/ope...
Src: tfl.gov.uk/info-for/ope...
November 20, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I would argue that refreshing the London Underground Station Locations every day is excessive. I mean. My suspicion is that stations don't tend to move. And. If they *do* - getting it in a feed is probably the least of your problems.
Src: tfl.gov.uk/info-for/ope...
Src: tfl.gov.uk/info-for/ope...
I have never had a slice of cake as big as this in a restaurant.
Ugh. I am so weak.
Ugh. I am so weak.
November 18, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I have never had a slice of cake as big as this in a restaurant.
Ugh. I am so weak.
Ugh. I am so weak.
Probably the final clutch, though, I'm not 100% sure about the strap placement.
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🤷♀️
November 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Probably the final clutch, though, I'm not 100% sure about the strap placement.
🤷♀️
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OMG. I just turned off the 'Portrait touch up' on GMeet - the sudden appearance of dark circles was 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 27, 2024 at 11:32 AM
OMG. I just turned off the 'Portrait touch up' on GMeet - the sudden appearance of dark circles was 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
New dress sewed innit.
September 9, 2024 at 12:35 PM
New dress sewed innit.
I've never let lack of talent hold me back
August 19, 2024 at 10:55 AM
I've never let lack of talent hold me back
Every presentation I do I copy the code from VS Code - to ensure that I have appropriate colour highlighting.
Subtle "this is a safe person" vibes to give out.
Subtle "this is a safe person" vibes to give out.
March 21, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Every presentation I do I copy the code from VS Code - to ensure that I have appropriate colour highlighting.
Subtle "this is a safe person" vibes to give out.
Subtle "this is a safe person" vibes to give out.
Make a bowtie.
Wear a bowtie.
Wear a bowtie.
March 14, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Make a bowtie.
Wear a bowtie.
Wear a bowtie.
Wanting to find an alternative way to say 'Big Up Myself' as that didn't seem professional... Searched on Bing...
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
And yes. I did look.
And no. It wasn't worth it
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
And yes. I did look.
And no. It wasn't worth it
March 6, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Wanting to find an alternative way to say 'Big Up Myself' as that didn't seem professional... Searched on Bing...
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
And yes. I did look.
And no. It wasn't worth it
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
And yes. I did look.
And no. It wasn't worth it
Show me you in meme form
March 4, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Show me you in meme form
I don't think Satin is that at all.
I like Satin and will die on this hill.
I like Satin and will die on this hill.
February 27, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I don't think Satin is that at all.
I like Satin and will die on this hill.
I like Satin and will die on this hill.
February 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
February 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Time to turn right way around...
February 26, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Time to turn right way around...
And then there were 4
February 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
And then there were 4